eshda3wa

August 30, 2007

Just Be Average

My sister was wearing an AUK shirt today



it says on the front Be a C student ...











on the back it says



Cool


Civil


Confident


Comical


Credible


Creative


Caring








AUK

Learn Think Become



i think they ment:

Learn just enough to pass

Think like everyone else

Become average!



Shino Be a C student!!

please tell me the C stands for something extraordinary at the university!

Couldn't they come up with words beginning with
A!




Be an A student??

Advanced

Amazing

Attentive

Awesome

Astounding

Admirable

Amicable

Adventurous

Accurate


and these are off the top of my head!

I'm sure they could have come up with a better motto instead of just be a C student!

whatever happened to high expectations!
posted by eshda3wa at 1:15 AM 47 comments

August 26, 2007

So im Pregnant








That's how the conversation started, three simple words


My heart skipped a beat, shes not married, i didn't even know she was sexually active


she propped herself on the bed next to me


My head started spinning, what are we going to do?


Her father will kill her i swear, he will buy an electric chair and her mother will pull the switch!


OH my god oh my god oh my god


I tried not to let my face reflect the shock i was feeling


its time to be supportive


supportive of what?!!


she lay her head next to mine on the pillow her hand on her stomach


is she going to get an abortion?!!!


my stomach turned


i felt sick


i cant support her if she wants to kill the baby!


but shes my best friend!


who the hell knocked her up?!!


she must have been raped!


i cleared my throat and barely whispered "what?"


I'm pregnant she said again


your pregnant?


yes I'm pregnant with emotion, i feel suffocated


couldn't she have opened with that God damn it!!


i pulled the pillow from under her head and started to really suffocate her with it!


choose your words wisely people, you can give someone a heart attack!!
posted by eshda3wa at 9:17 PM 57 comments

August 8, 2007

Toodles

ON VACATION
(be back soon)
posted by eshda3wa at 2:05 AM 37 comments

August 1, 2007

Food Talk




My Girlfriends and i gathered at Y's house for a wonderful lunch





her mom as usual cooked us a delicious meal







this is how the conversation around the table took place






w: wow the food looks good! can i have a teaspoon please



me: why a teaspoon?



w: so i eat less






y: oh my god I'm gna have to spend all of tomorrow at the gym to burn what i ate!



a: you barely had two spoons!






me: s you want some beryane?



s: no i don't eat rice



me: some msakhan?



s: no i don't eat bread






me eating my warag 3nab



c: do u know how many calories ur putting in ur body



me: r u counting



c: yes



me: ur a freak



c: ur gna be sorry



me: shut up






z and D get into a debate about the best diet plan to follow






my 15 year old sister had some pasta she doesn't eat rice, or bread, she doesn't like chicken or meat, i have no idea what she eats!






this happens every time i sit down to have food with ANYONE



be it family or friends



the conversation always turns to diets, weight, gym, i don't know who lost how much



and oh my god i gained two kilos i don't deserve to live






it PISSES me off this obsession with weight!



life is just waaaay to short to waste this much time and energy worrying ur a size six and not a 2






GET OVER YOURSELF PEOPLE






if you dont want to get over yourself then please keep me out of it






I'm not interested in counting calories



cutting out carbs



or eating nothing but cucumbers for 3 days






i don't care if i loose 5 pounds



or gain 10






as long as I'm healthy and my pants fit fine






i am happy and content with the way i look






i aint no jessica alba (and wouldnt mind looking like her)



but im not going to kill myself in the process!






IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!
posted by eshda3wa at 12:30 AM 53 comments