February 12, 2009

Past Couple Of Weeks

So I'm back.

Where have i been ?

No where interesting


Yep i finally got me a job.

At the polyclinic next to our house. I'm exactly 1 roundabout away from my work place.

The people with me are very nice.

Mostly girls.

I was looking forward to working with hot men.

But i only saw 1 male Dr with me and he wasn't hot.

So there goes that dream.

I missed you guys!

I have never been away from my blog this long!

But cause my sleeping pattern is waaay off i go to work with barely 2 hours of sleep and come back dead. blah blah blah boring explanation blah blah snore.

a lot has been going on

We discovered our maid has a lover.
The cashier at our coop.

And she tried sneaking him into our house the horny slut.

My mama was like intay ma testi7een! have you no shame !

And she said ana hibbi hibbi

7abetich garada goolay ameen!

If i cant sneak a guy into our house then no one can!

Her excuse was shes 27 and old and needs to snag a husband NOW.

malat 3alaiha .

I have been doing nothing but sneezing all day, i couldn't even get any work done !

My nose is red and my eyes are puffy. So i guess its a good thing i have no hot male colleagues :p

OK what have i missed guys?!!


I hate being out of the loop!
posted by eshda3wa at 12:00 AM


1) mabrook 3ala il watheefa

2) about your maid hahahaha sij 3ainha giwiya

February 12, 2009 at 12:39 AM  

Ambay the same thing happened to my aunt !!!!!

Ilhabla min sija 7abita o 6a7aw 3alaiha t6la3 bilail....ilmohim to make a long story short khalti shafat the guy wela 6ala3 this young jordanian guy who is ashgar a7mar 3yona zerg !!!

Mo hayna khadamat'hom !!

Isma it the same guy ??!?!

February 12, 2009 at 12:45 AM  

congrats on your new job :)

looooooool at your maid.. 9j 7abatha elgarada :p

and ma tshofeen shar ;)

February 12, 2009 at 12:50 AM  


February 12, 2009 at 12:52 AM  

walhna 3alaich :*

hahaha that slut! but come on she has a point there! the woman needs to get laid :p

February 12, 2009 at 1:10 AM  

awwalan mabrook 3ala il watheeefa

you maid is funny

im glad you're enjoying work

what actually do you do in the clinic?

updates: im cooking a burger in the weekend, a new exciting recipe and will post it in my blog :)

February 12, 2009 at 1:19 AM  



i think its gonna take a little used to, so ill forgive you for being away for so long ;**

dont do it again though, zain? =D

ps: tra mawwateeny the7k 3la salfat elsneaking in guys though! turns out your maid is smarter than you eshda3wa!

tsk tsk tsk...

pps: missed you wayed wallah ;**

February 12, 2009 at 2:10 AM  

mabrook the new job sweetie

February 12, 2009 at 2:15 AM  

Congrats on the new job !

3ad saway special discount 7ag fellow bloggers ;p

shakla kellesh ilwaalda ma lassibat 5adamatkom biln3al "wentaw ebkarama" ;p

w welcome back i guess !

February 12, 2009 at 3:43 AM  


congrats on the job! 3ad i was thinking of you a couple of hours ago. i went to dean&deluca with my sister n and we bought pancake mixes and maple syrup. i made some apple cinnamon pancakes myself (u just add the flour with water!!) and they were amaaziiiing o gilt lazim agoolich 3anhum cuz i remembered ur pancakes post:p

February 12, 2009 at 3:44 AM  

"And she said ana hibbi hibbi"

LOOOL, hehehe

e wallah 7abatha el garada
that's exactly what happened with us.
but the lover was a nieghbor's driver, and she was MARRIED

so I guess ur maid has a chance :P

good u caught her embacheer :)

February 12, 2009 at 4:12 AM  

Glad to know that your happy with your new job. Be careful of the maid, that horny slut! She might sneak thief into your house and she might steal.

February 12, 2009 at 5:24 AM  

Congrats on the new job! Everyone is just trying to get along with their lives in this crazy crisis!

lol! Your explanation was funny!

The khidaamah thing I take very seriously.. and like you, if I can't do it then you can't. Zero tolerance policy on my end, and I have end say... so out the door to the airport. Thank you very much!

February 12, 2009 at 6:35 AM  

well, i'll tell you what everyone missed.. which is YOU!.


February 12, 2009 at 7:47 AM  

Welcome back :) and it is great to know that you have a job now ^^

Oh the maid is and Idiot oh well at least your mom can be more careful on her action.

What I did is a lot these few days I will Post it in few hours.

February 12, 2009 at 10:30 AM  

loooooooooool OMG!! she actually said she needs to get her hands on a hubby cuz shes 27?! WTF that totally cracked me up..

u havent missed much here, everything's in my blog, drop by lol XD

my allergies have flared up too, its all the frigging dust!

enjoy work! x

February 12, 2009 at 11:21 AM  

i read ur blog.. but this is the first time i feel like commenting.. LOL
usually ur posts are angry and scary... 7seet bel 7anan men hal post.. maybe ur pouring ur anger in people's mouths? i hope not..
mabrook 3al new job

February 12, 2009 at 11:56 AM  

alf mabroook el job .. w bel tawfeeej enshallah :***

meta el 3asha ?

February 12, 2009 at 2:31 PM  

welcome back hun .. n congrats for the new job :)

poor maid of urz .. she broke my heart .. for God's sake the woman is in love .. or in "slut" .. lol

doesn't matter ,, but a woman gotta eat .. looooool

February 12, 2009 at 2:55 PM  

u need to update your profile. no longer an unemployed dentist? :)

February 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM  

Awww you were missed! :D
Welcome back <3

February 12, 2009 at 3:35 PM  

salamaaaat, hope you get well soon :)

o congrats 3ala el-job, allah ywfgech
LOL @ your maid, habibi :S

February 12, 2009 at 3:55 PM  

looooooooooool 3ala ur maid ! what is she like desperately horny ? ;p

and mabroooooook 3ala the new job dude ! =D inshala testanesain there !
and ma3alaih 7eta if u dnt have HOT men working there , u might get HOT patient aiy ?;)

February 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM  

1000 Mubrook! good thing u don't have to deal with morning traffic when schools start :P

I bet ur maid does role playing with her guy :P

February 12, 2009 at 6:39 PM  

welcome back ;)))

February 12, 2009 at 6:46 PM  

+ mabrook el new job :)

February 12, 2009 at 6:46 PM  

GOSH!!! Speaking of myself, I missed you A LOT GIRL!!

But now, I am glad that you were away because you got a job!!

Your maid, awwwwwwww!! Haven't you killed her untill now?! ;D

February 12, 2009 at 7:16 PM  

Yaay girl, mabrook 3al wa'6eefa :**

Don't get me started on the maid drama, had a long nightmare recently:/

February 12, 2009 at 10:49 PM  

lol @ ur maid!

February 12, 2009 at 11:43 PM  

aliens have landed, my mom still makes kick ass falfel, the bus strike is over, and lily needs to shop.

*slap* I dont take abandonment well

*cuddles* maybe we missed u..just get back to work!

February 13, 2009 at 1:20 AM  

LOOL your post cracked me up our driver was also shagging the neighbor's maid and he blamed her the bastard!!

Congrats on your job sweetie ;*

February 13, 2009 at 7:47 AM  

Mabroook 3la il watheefa :D

Zain u joined the masses...

Tra my tooth is still cracked with temporary filling covering up the root canals... yalla meta ayeech :p akhar3ech ishwaya ib my teeth???

Our driver went home and never came back, it was only after asking some other family driver if he knew if our driver is coming back or not did he tell us that my parents indonisian maid (which we long kicked out) had been going to the srilankian drivers room and sedusing him (3yoooooz 3ad)... unti she became pregnant, so she asked him to get her some herbs o pills o he did and she took them and aborted (all of this and my parents had no clue!)... and then when his travel time came he just ran away!!!! Khoosh walla...

My aunt also once was visited by an egyptian builder... he was coming over to ask for her maid's hand in marriage... o she played the role of the mother of the bride o walla in the end he did marry her... i guess he was a god fearing fella...

February 13, 2009 at 11:52 AM  

allah ybarek eb 3mrik
i know 7dha zifta

laa nt the same guy 7abeb our maid is indian oo r7ta 7dha abaaaa6!

elshar mayeech oo allah ybarek feech


i miss u more
U need to update me, r7t kintay sa3eeda radait legait eldinya soda
laish laish what happened!!

and the maid.. if im keeping my knees close then so is she!

on the rocks
cant wait for the recipe
allh ybareek eb 3mrik
what am i doing at the clinic
what i do best
fix ppls teeth

i missed u tooo :***

ee 7da smarter than me .. haha
she has a lot more action going on in her life than i do in mine!

Almost Twi
Thank u very much!

mako discount
its for free!
u can thank the government

im sooo going to get my hands on that!

la chance wala ba6eekh
hes married and she didnt know
hes hindu
shes muslim
hes indian
shes philipino
oo ham hibbi hibbi
malat 3al bamya

February 13, 2009 at 12:11 PM  

the thing is shes been with us for four years!
we locked everything up!

Thank you!
yeah shes definitely leaving
ghabiya she ruined a very good thing for herself

aww ur so sweet!

ill go check ur blog soon :)

yes she says shes too old and this is her only chance!

really im usually angry?
ill make sure i have more happy posts !

allah ybarek eb 3mrich
laman 3amate yredoon min el bar

we all gotta eat
so if we can control our appetites she has to too!
our house aint a brothel!

yeah ur right!
ill get to that soon

thanks babe!

allah ysalmich

yeah im sure she is

allah ybarek feech

i dont know about hot ptnts.
theres something that totaly turns me off peering into dirty mouths

yeah i love the proximity
and uh i duno and i dont want to know!

February 13, 2009 at 12:27 PM  

thank u so very much!

His sweetheart
i missed u more wallah!
allah ybarik feech
no shes still alive
waiting her flight home!

allah ybarek feech

la la do tell

ee nekta el habla

ouch girl!
no slapping
and no more bus strike!
yay u!
dont tell me
u went around hugging every bus driver u met !

what she seduced him?

allah ybarek feech!
i cant do ur tooth for u
u have to go to ameeri!

tara all those maid stories are scary!
the things that happen under ur roof!
shay moo 6abee3i

February 13, 2009 at 12:34 PM  

congrats on ur job;)

about the maid thing im not surprised anymore.. i think it happened in every house its crazyy!

February 13, 2009 at 1:12 PM  

Why cant you do my tooth?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

R u an orthodontist?

MA ABI IL AMIRIII yel3ooon feneeeeeee ma abiiihoom

They took my perfectly aligned bottom teeth and cause them to become crooked!!!! Killa menhom...

I remember they had a handsome dentist guy who you were not allowed to because the nurse assisting him visibally adored him! So if u talk to him ya weelich... she would pout and make faces and throw things around... beeeh that was back in 1993! 16 years ago... he must be an old guy now...

Still i do not want them :(
Abi dr. eshda3wa

or wait for dr. atoona to come back from the uk

February 13, 2009 at 8:14 PM  

thank u

i know its too much!

ana belmostaw9if
we dont have the means insawe 3elaj 3a9ab
so unless u want to wait i dunno about 9 months till i get to ameeri
id be happy to do ur tooth for u

February 13, 2009 at 9:12 PM  

ya 7abeebty.. ive been working for almost a year now.. in every markaz and polyclinic.. and I havent seen one hot male doctor yet!
i guess my kuwaiti McDreamy exists only in my McDreams!

and your maid... maskeenah zawjooha.. ya3ny people have needs;p

February 13, 2009 at 10:13 PM  

oh and mabrook the new job ;)
welcome onboard ;D

February 13, 2009 at 10:15 PM  

i was hoping laman i change my rotation ra7 alga hot DR..
way to kill that dream!

February 13, 2009 at 10:17 PM  


i will wait :D maybe you will see me in two years 3adeeeeeee 3la my i get up il courage to come :D o 3la ma y36onee t7weel lel amiri :D

Mostawsef yesawoon throos???? tawnee adri i have entered mostawsefat il q8 about 3 times in my whole life only....

February 13, 2009 at 10:51 PM  

LOL! You always manage to make me laugh ehehehe! Congrats on your new job babes :-*

February 15, 2009 at 10:53 AM  

miiiissssseeeed uuuu

lately feeh habbat love stories bil bloggat - me included. LOOOOOL.

mako Greys Anatomy action going on 3indich?

February 15, 2009 at 2:27 PM  

ee mostaw9if sayer shay
fee qesm asnan oo nesa oo welada oo sukar oo everything
mini hospital ya3ni

glad i do

i miss u too!
laa wain GA action
mako zero action!! :(

February 15, 2009 at 3:42 PM  

a7es ady dathra o mal gars * ee gars cuz ashaweg o ya7leeley * bs mbrooooooooook 3ala elnew job 7boooobaaaaaaa

break a leg ;D

February 15, 2009 at 4:15 PM  

o khadamtkom is old??? 27?? needs to snag a husband??


February 15, 2009 at 4:15 PM  

Wanaaaaaasa alf alf alf mabrook 3al wa'6eefa.... '6arori u post how u spend ur first ma3ash :)

February 15, 2009 at 10:42 PM  

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