December 9, 2009
Men + Diets = @!#%$
It seems every time i hang out with girls they talk about one thing.
The men they are with, the men they want to be with, and the men they cant have.
the men their parents approve of, the men their parents want to murder, and the men they wish they never mentioned.
I just instilled a new rule, no more talking about the male population. EVER!
and everyone fell silent.
You have nothing to talk about but men!!
I already abolished the word diet, and any subject related to that matter.
I cant believe our lives are this pathetic!
I determined to change that this instant!