eshda3wa

March 5, 2007

Advice For Men




If You Wanna Be Happy

lyrics by JIMMY SOUL


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart


But if you make an ugly woman your wife

you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks meals on time

And she'll always give you peace of mind


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


Spoken:

Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


posted by eshda3wa at 1:53 AM

47 Comments:

waaayed 7lwaa .. hathy song 3adel ??

enzeeen u ay noo3 min el woman ??

ely t3arf t6baakh on time :D

March 5, 2007 at 2:25 AM  

I don't care about happyness... I just wanna marry 4 pretty girls :P

March 5, 2007 at 2:45 AM  

i second zizo

March 5, 2007 at 3:54 AM  

LOL "JIMMY SOUL" got a point,,, you'll never have to worry about her cheating on you cause no one will look at her face if she's ugly :P *sings if you wana be happy*

March 5, 2007 at 4:07 AM  

interesting.....eshda3wa, will u marry me?

March 5, 2007 at 4:56 AM  

not fair....

as they say...dont hate me becuz am beautiful =D

wala 3ala sheno not fair...am already gone :|

March 5, 2007 at 5:44 AM  

LOL! that explains alot of personal relatives' stories! =P

March 5, 2007 at 7:21 AM  

so, do you have any advice for women?

March 5, 2007 at 7:50 AM  

alot of ugly girls going around ..wi bitmasheen sooghom?

I know someone who I can't say she's ugly.. but a little more than that .. and she got married 3 times to younger amazing looking guys! you think those guys were going by this strategy?

mind boggling!! makes you wonder :/

March 5, 2007 at 11:26 AM  

What about us woman? Does the same thing apply to us ;)

March 5, 2007 at 12:20 PM  

isn't this from a song?

words to live by, dear friend.

but then again, my wife is cute. ;)

March 5, 2007 at 2:23 PM  

Oh my ! Esh... you pray that the one will marry you has never heard this song !

March 5, 2007 at 3:18 PM  

nice blog

March 5, 2007 at 3:51 PM  

Shakel elrajaal kaan jaaye3 yoom yekteb eloghneyah LOOOL

March 5, 2007 at 4:50 PM  

they're all the same anyways when the lights go off :p

March 5, 2007 at 5:03 PM  

hathaa tafkeer shabaab lekwt lelasf walaah
oo tadrean laish 3ashan alshabab ma3endohm thegaa fee nafs'hom oo eytwaga3 kel alnaas nafs tafkeraa

ahm shy enty lay9eer tafkeerch nafs'hom ;)

March 5, 2007 at 5:15 PM  

Sweetheart, here's an advice:
Never give out advice for men. Even if it was a song..

ow ba3dain la t6ay7een soog il pretty girls welli ma yi6bokhoon ;-p

March 5, 2007 at 6:20 PM  

Actually, men should be advised with this: "don't marry a woman that you don't love because of an external pressure from parents". Nice boem though! :)

hala hala fee el LOVE ya shbab :P, it's the main foundation for marriage, it can make the relatinships last forever!

March 5, 2007 at 7:01 PM  

hahahahaa 3ajeeeba !

You should've attahed a link to it, wla even uploaded it.


Made my DAY !..

Well and i think it applies vice versa, Don't marry a handsome man, wala kil lkwait ra7 taklech :P o matubga wa7da matkheza

So advice for the ladies as well :P

March 5, 2007 at 8:52 PM  

I guess an UGLY woman wrote that, or a guy who got forced into marrying an ugly woman.
I guess it might be Reverse Psycology by woman too, so men will miss out on hot, pretty women like yourself eshda3wa!

March 5, 2007 at 11:51 PM  

lmao..Why the hell marry in the first place?

March 6, 2007 at 12:21 AM  

Look, men in general have been getting alot of flak for judging women and how pretty they are. I personally think a woman is ugly if the things she does or the way she behaves is ugly, not the way she looks. So we could have the hottest chick in world, but if she's a total bitch, then in my eyes she's a freakin' cow!:p

I think the question we should all ask now is if a woman would marry an ugly GUY.

March 6, 2007 at 12:26 AM  

Sarsparella

WOMEN HAVNT I TAUGHT U ANYTHING! NEVER HELP MEN DO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO USS! DONT MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE WE ARE OK WITH IT! I PROTEST AGAINST THIS SONG!

no hard feelings guys :P

March 6, 2007 at 5:26 AM  

Good one!! Esh, will you marry an ugly one? Wanna know...

March 6, 2007 at 10:10 AM  

but what happens to the pretty girls?

eh men don't know what they're talking about, or what they sing about.

March 6, 2007 at 11:11 AM  

Thanks very much eshda3wa!!....the chorus of that song will be running all around in my head for the rest of the day :P

March 6, 2007 at 11:43 AM  

casttro
yep its a song..
maybe, maybe not

zizo
khebre feek eb6aine, eshloon testaghna 3an el6bakh?

7asoon
lol, ya cz were gna get filthy rich n u can afford it!

outlaw
yep exactly.. peace of mind

yazeed
loooooooool. 7elwa ;)

ghasheema
he exactly khalas ra7at 3alaich !

sponty
loool ya i can think of a few

niqa
yes advice for women ... marry a hansome one, oho chithy chithy belaw3 chabdich... he mite as well be pretty

3abeer
akeed they were, how else can u explain it?

magical droplets
no it dosent, like i told niqa, marry pretty!

the premster
yes it is a song, and a pretty good one at that :)

happy wolf
loool
well since marriage is not in my agenda, i think im good ;)

kitty
thank u dear

3zayez
ee 7ada! way to a mans heart is thru his stomache

bu zyad
loool, true

cosimfree911
actually hatha tafkeer the american dude ele ketab the song
shabab elkuwait mo ma3ndhum theqa ebnafshum... they just love food :)

BaBi
ee wallah et9adgeen, madre esh3nde an9a7hum

hussain
ohwa fee love these days?
dont get married at all wld be better advice..

March 6, 2007 at 2:56 PM  

the toothfairy
hehe glad u liked it
la la u should always marry a goodlooking guy
like i said, oho belawe3 chabdich, 3al aqal u cm out with something good!

mohammed
u should shower me with these compliments more often!

lilacs
EXACTLY
thank u!

ren_crow
already answered that q.. and sure wat u said is very idealistic, but dont try n convince me the exterior dont matter

Sars
exactly, thats why they should marry ugly women! this song is on our side babe
p.s
where the hell have u been i miss u damn it!!
oh n im ok now :)

sene
Nope i wouldnt marry ugly or pretty or anything else

cix
true they dont usually now much about anything

mise
hehehe ur welcome!

March 6, 2007 at 3:07 PM  

That's not fair! =\
Do you realize that ugly girls always marry handsome guys!!

March 6, 2007 at 4:58 PM  

ya5y eshda3wa ya5y
have ta76eem for pretty women :S
loooool
but on the second hand trfee3 le m3naweyat ugly women loool :P

March 6, 2007 at 9:50 PM  

Cute lyrics!!! chan 7a6aitay link for the song!!

lol the lyrics are so hilarious, but choofai the guys don't like the fact of marring ugly girls :P

March 6, 2007 at 9:51 PM  

I agree, hahah :)))

March 7, 2007 at 1:59 AM  

loool!

March 7, 2007 at 7:22 AM  

lol :P ahahHAHA :D what a wonderful way to lead us down the "right path".

March 7, 2007 at 9:20 AM  

umm isnt that politically incorrect?? its umm .. hmm discriminating against pretty woman? btw doesnt this contradict the popular view in Kuwait regarding marrying an uglier man? That way u'd 'look better than him in the wedding pictures' plus they're are less likely to fall for temptation LOL

March 7, 2007 at 9:49 AM  

LOOOL
wala interesting point of view!!
hahaha
wala don't know what to say
you have a valid point of view


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March 7, 2007 at 10:29 AM  

LOOL I know that song. Love it hehe. In fact, I have it as an mp3. Didn't read any of the comments, so don't know if someone else offered, but do you want it? lol

March 7, 2007 at 4:27 PM  

hehe lool.. why would i wanna marry an ugly woman foo? ;p

March 7, 2007 at 5:43 PM  

I only have one thing to say

"beauty is subjective!" :)

March 7, 2007 at 7:01 PM  

kaa sha7alat murty she makes me happy and shes beautiful :P

March 7, 2007 at 11:30 PM  

LOOL =D i loved it :P

March 8, 2007 at 3:33 AM  

OMG! i was just listening to that song!! LOL

March 8, 2007 at 10:31 AM  

ms loala
i knoW! wede a3arf shino elser, maybe they heard this song?

Bal8ees
BeeeBoOoo
ya5y elpretty girls mashe sooghum
bs elugly ones misakeen, gelt asa3dhum shway ;)

G
ee most guys disagreed, bs i dont think they grasped the consept that food is involved lol

sever
loool me 2 ;)

dandoon
;)

niqa
im the light that shines ur way baby!

Red blooded woman
i have to disagree, uglier men fall to tempation aot easier, to lift their self esteem :)
actually... ugly or goodlookin, they all fall to temptation


ali
hehe, would u follow it?
i DO listen!


do0da
ya thats it, get on her good side :)

Honey
hehe, glad u did

swair
etyanin sa7!

March 8, 2007 at 1:40 PM  

solar alchemist
beauty is subjective..
i dont know if i totally agree with that, i think beautiful these days has pretty definite lines

March 8, 2007 at 2:08 PM  

witty
hehehe its lovely isnt it, already got it thankx ;**

dr lost
she cooks she cleans she gives u peace of mind!!

March 8, 2007 at 2:56 PM  

So are you implying you're ugly? :P

March 12, 2007 at 6:04 PM  

dude im eye candy
just wanted men to steer clear ;)

March 12, 2007 at 6:19 PM  

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