September 9, 2008

The Day I Beat Up My Fathers Girlfriend

The day I beat up my fathers girlfriend started like every other. I woke up at 5.30 am to get ready for work. I used the same toothpaste when I brushed my teeth. The same catwalk shampoo when I took my shower. I put on the same pair of black pants that Ive been wearing for the past three days.
Everything on the outside looked the same. I even managed to sit across my father while having breakfast and smile at him.

I probably should explain why my father had a girlfriend in the first place. I have no other reason to give except that hes a cheating bastard.

My mother knew nothing. I found out a few weeks ago, over heard him talking on the phone, and I took down her number.

There's no need to describe to you my feeling of utter dismay.

All you need to know is the day I beat up my fathers girlfriend was a perfectly normal Thursday.
I got dressed to go to work, but didn't. Instead I spent my day following my father around from place to place.

I followed him to work, to the supermarket, to pick up my younger brother from school. I followed him all the way back to the house where we had lunch and took an afternoon nap.
Just like every other day.

When it got dark out my father left the house again, and I left after him. It was humid out, just like its been for weeks . I saw my father go into some fancy building in shaab. I parked my car a few buildings away where i still had a clear view of my fathers car.

I waited and waited and waited some more...

A couple of hours later, my father left the building. I sat up alert in my seat and watched him drive past me.

I got out of my car and went in. The guard greeted me at the door. I asked him if he knew my father, and if he came here often. He was reluctant to answer until i opened my wallet and stuffed his hands with bills.
Please i begged. My family is going to fall apart. You have to tell me which apartment he was in.

23 he replied.

I got into the elevator. My anger building with each step.

*This story is true as told to me by the girl who beat up her fathers girlfriend.
posted by eshda3wa at 12:00 AM


maskeena! She should have called the police!

September 9, 2008 at 12:10 AM  

men..fuckin bastards..honey been there done that..Although I didnt beat her up:P and it wasnt just one **sighs**

September 9, 2008 at 12:18 AM  

i dont know whether i should laugh or cry! :\

when i 1st read the title i thought the "girlfriend" is her daddy car! .. she raced him and she won! lool ..

i never didnt think its a GIRL girlfriend :\

allah yahde enshalah .. zain etsawe :P bs esharha 3ala el obo :\

September 9, 2008 at 12:23 AM  

I want to know more! This is so Chuck Palahniuk-ie!!!

September 9, 2008 at 12:26 AM  

wow. when a parent puts his own child to fight for the family's rights. It cant be more painful.

September 9, 2008 at 12:38 AM  



but wt i dont't get ya3ni ma test7i the F'ed GF ya3ni he's a married man

wtf ppl ??!

go get another UNmarried suger daddy

September 9, 2008 at 12:49 AM  

that's an act for someone who is weak! so she beat her up and??? the true guilty party is the husband who cheated on his wife! if it wasn't that woman it could have been any other! I'm not defending her! he might be married to her or what ever! but really I can't imagine what she was expecting after beating her up?!? to scare her off?!?! to teach her a lesson?!?! even if he broke up with her! that doesn't mean that he would stop cheating!

September 9, 2008 at 12:49 AM  

oh my god!!
i can't even imagine the state that girl was in!!

she's really brave.. handling the matter all by herself..

3asallah la y7i6 a7ad eb hal mawqif =(

September 9, 2008 at 1:03 AM  

carry on... what happened?

September 9, 2008 at 1:03 AM  

What the HELL!!!! Wheres the rest? :r

September 9, 2008 at 1:20 AM  

i wanna know what happened so i can write a comment! yalaa kamlaaay!!!!

September 9, 2008 at 1:51 AM  

Pig!! The nerve of him to put his child in a position were she has to try and keep the family together!!

So.. What happened next?

September 9, 2008 at 1:56 AM  

B3dain ishsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar?!

Plz dont let us wait 24 hours!!! plzzz?

What happened ile khalaha itmed eedha 3la il mara?

Although i believe inah it takes two to tango, it is not completly her fault, o maybe she thought inah bachelor? in any case, plz continue so we can judge them...

September 9, 2008 at 1:58 AM  

thats terrible!!

the thing abt her father, not the beating up part ofcorse...chan zain loo she did some serious damage to the homewrecker too!!

bs akeed the father also wasnt an angel and it was as much his fault as it was hers!

September 9, 2008 at 2:05 AM  

next part eshda3woo la I beat you up!

September 9, 2008 at 2:11 AM  

is there a part 2 ?

September 9, 2008 at 2:21 AM  


but maybe the gf didnt know he was married ? a cheater can also be a liar

September 9, 2008 at 2:30 AM  

OMIGOD I salut that girl but tell us the rest?
I wish she took me with her =p I'd love to beat her father's girlfriend too!!
Well done =)

September 9, 2008 at 2:34 AM  

now that is some good reading ;)

September 9, 2008 at 2:49 AM  

Good Girl wallah
she's so brave
i feel SORRY for her
allah y3enha

September 9, 2008 at 3:29 AM  

can't wait 2 read part 2

September 9, 2008 at 3:37 AM  

wow this is some juicy stuff, continue pleeease :D

September 9, 2008 at 3:51 AM  

With the picture of the car, I thought this is a joke about a car the father has that they called "THE GirlFriend" and she wrecked up his car in an accident, in other words his GF.

lol i think i'm still half asleep.

September 9, 2008 at 3:58 AM  

wow .. life is really just like the movies ..
or is it the other way around?!

allah e3enha inshallah o allah yahde! MEN! :s

September 9, 2008 at 4:37 AM  

wow mashallah 3leeha
allah y3eenha 7abeeebty !!
i dunno why men act that way :S specially if they have the perfect wife :S

September 9, 2008 at 5:26 AM  

الشره على ابوها
بس ما تنلام وقتها البنت، تفكيرها يوديها يسار ويمين.

poor her! la e6awleen! 7aady na6er part 2.. 3sa ma "9j" qa6at'ha!!??

September 9, 2008 at 5:32 AM  

why go after the girlfriend?

she should have kneecapped her dad. hes the one being a cunt after all. and nothing doing about her being a girl and her dad being much bigger,... tire iron to left kneecap, nice and simple.

September 9, 2008 at 8:46 AM  

wow honey u have no idea shkithir i wanted to do that to all my dads girlfriends!! zain itsawi!!! ya3ni and knowing abt it and no one else does and having to pretend not to know! god shes brave! i hope she tears off a lock of her hair and give it to her fucking dad!!

ok i may have some pent up anger inside

September 9, 2008 at 8:58 AM  

wain bajy el q9a!?

September 9, 2008 at 11:50 AM  

That is something straight out of TV, it just felt like it when I was reading it. A lot of people giving opinions about what they would do, but they would never know until they are in the situation. Alah esaa3idha

September 9, 2008 at 12:02 PM  

i admire the girl's courage...

September 9, 2008 at 3:57 PM  

Hmmmm was this written by OJ Simpson's daughter?

September 9, 2008 at 4:01 PM  

zain etsawii!!! o ba3dain kamlay!!! bs 6agat'ha?

September 9, 2008 at 5:38 PM  

lol lame she should have beat up her father

September 9, 2008 at 7:53 PM  

allah y3enha.. its a horrible situation :/

September 9, 2008 at 8:12 PM  


6agat-ha? as in literally beat her?


September 9, 2008 at 8:17 PM  

allah y3eenha

September 9, 2008 at 9:14 PM  

You have a gift, Eshda3wa, for stirring people to think about serious issues. Well done. (and I can hardly wait to read the rest)

September 9, 2008 at 9:27 PM  

eee 5air ma sawwat =p
bel in3aaaaaal =p

September 9, 2008 at 9:58 PM  

Wow.... that must be a major dissapointment.... I probably would've done the same thing....

September 10, 2008 at 12:08 AM  

kamlaaaay !!

esh9aaar b3dain ?!!!

September 10, 2008 at 12:38 AM  

fuckin whoaahhh. moref!!!

September 10, 2008 at 1:49 AM  

hmm .. wonder how things turn out .. hope its all a misunderstanding or something like that tho i doubt it ;s

September 10, 2008 at 5:16 AM  

no offence but ur dad is the one that neeeded beating up. ur dad. her dad. whoever's dad. eloum kela mo 3al bent bes. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO!

September 10, 2008 at 5:18 AM  

my god :(

September 10, 2008 at 7:05 AM  

u have to say it though, homeboy is just as much a playboy as he is an idiot

September 10, 2008 at 7:59 AM  

LOOOL i LOVE it. i linked u up on my blogroll - hope u dont mind

ee tistahal bint il ga7da (excuse my friend - allahuma ini 9ayma)

oo whoever said "she beat her up and then what" oo 7achi fathi mal il sharha 3ala il ebo - la2 sorry i dont agree

9a7 ehwa yinlam lakin hiya ma tisti7i ya3ni?? itdayit rayyal 3od mitzawij?? 5al9u il riyayeel?? these are gold diggers a9lan.

September 10, 2008 at 10:20 AM  

oh my god! poor thing :S

September 10, 2008 at 2:19 PM  

That's the worst kind of anger. It grows from the roots of disappointment. And it hurts..

September 10, 2008 at 3:58 PM  

kafo 3alaihaa wallaah ilryayeel mayn36on wyh!!
wheres the resssssst abee a3rf how much damage she did :P

September 10, 2008 at 4:57 PM  


September 10, 2008 at 7:33 PM  

LOOOOL 3ad ma badliyat

ee tistahal bint il ga7da (excuse my friend - allahuma ini 9ayma)
<------ this was supposed to be this ------> ee tistahal bint il ga7ba (excuse my french - allahuma ini 9ayma)

September 11, 2008 at 8:53 AM  

It effing hurts I swear!!
I was talking about this with a friend of mine yesterday. The greatest sin for me is those married men who cheat on their wives!!

September 16, 2008 at 8:05 PM  

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