eshda3wa

May 14, 2007

AIR WILL DEFLOWER YOU ?!!!


OK i don't know if this is sad or hilarious

maybe its both

my roommate and her little bug of a sister are very well educated people, one is in dentistry one is in med school

but they believe in all these old woman tales about TV absorbing your vision and oranges making your period stop

i keep arguing with them and telling them not to believe all crap they hear

anyways so i get my period and i go to take a shower, a normal thing to do

lil bug looks at me eyes wide : you showered?

me a lil confused: yeah its not the first time, why the look?

lil bug: but don't you have your period?

me: uh yeah?

lil bugs hand flies to her mouth: oh my GOD NOOO!!

me: what what!!

lil bug: but you shouldn't!

me: should what?! what the hell is wrong with you?

lil bug: if you shower when you have your period air will enter you (ydishich hawa)

me : excuse me

lil bug : you know!

me: no i don't!

lil bug: ydishich hawa oo ba3dain tekhtarbain! ( air will enter you and you'll be ruined)

me: WHAT?

lil bug: my mom doesn't allow us to shower when we have our period, she says we will be deflowered!

people i am not making this up!
this girl is studying medicine for crying out loud! you think she'll know how absurd she sounds right now!
but no!
she continues to explain to me how my future husband will be very disappointed in me.
now i wont tell you exactly what i said to her , cause my mom reads my blog , but it went something like this

me: you stupid? you STUPID?!!


i understand if it was a tornado making its way up my vagina, but deflowered by air in the shower!


where do people come up with this!
posted by eshda3wa at 10:15 PM

50 Comments:

I heard about riding a bike, doing karate, inserting a tampon, bas air in the shower? Laa its a first :)
Maybe a woman a long time ago had a relationship before she was married and after marriage her reason for being "deflowered" before marriage is that she showered while she had her period and they believed her?

May 14, 2007 at 11:14 PM  

3ashaaaaaaw ;p

May 14, 2007 at 11:15 PM  

Ok there's skilled and there's just brainwashed people!!

I know that it's no good for you to shower when you're having your period, for one reason:

When you're having your period your uterus virtually shrinks to take out the dirty blood in your body and by taking a shower the air will catch you and causes you pain which stops your uterus from shrinking!

But I gotta say, deflowered by air in the shower?!
MAN!! How on earth is she studying medicine?! ;P

May 14, 2007 at 11:31 PM  

akeed med student ?
seriously, i heard the jet ski thing and the horesback riding thing, i think there is something bout ballet or gymnastics.. but SHOWERING ??

May 14, 2007 at 11:48 PM  

rolls on the floor laughing...

il hamdilla wishkr!!

May 15, 2007 at 12:50 AM  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! i can't get enough. I can only imagine how you would have a look on your face once she said that.

MY GODDDDDDDDDD! LOL

LOL

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!

God be with you!

take care of yourself.

May 15, 2007 at 1:23 AM  

LOL ok by med student.. what do you meant exactly? cause there's no way in hell this person did school!! what is this! hellooo common sense people! ya3ni bel 3agl! HOW! HOOOWWWW!!! LOL

May 15, 2007 at 2:30 AM  

Ok I busted up laughing! I didn't think anyone would think that way! Is she 7? I never heard of that!!! hahahahhahhaha! Air up there o tekhtarbain! hahahaha! Ok she was dropped as child!

May 15, 2007 at 4:35 AM  

i feel like this isnt the first time you pair tomato and vagina in a sentence.

May 15, 2007 at 5:08 AM  

So what're the options here?

What if your period runs for 7, 6...Yalla, gooli for at least 5 days, are you not supposed for that long?

...uhm...

You do live in the middle east, right?

And you do have sweat glands, right?

And bacterias that cause BO do work the same way in your region as in mine, right?

And people do stink like corpses after a couple of days of not showering, right?

*barf*

You live with these people?!!

May 15, 2007 at 6:40 AM  

LOOL

what my sister in law told me is if u shower durring ur period...it will be longer????

la ow ba3ad each shower counts as an extra day lol...wallah am not kidding

but how is the air is gonna ruin you....air???

I heard that for a lady who recently gave birth...but this?!?!

but look at the bright side...at least you have ppl around you who say and do stupid things..that should make u thank GOd day and night for not being like them lol

no offense to them of course...no harm girls...but common on...even my grandma realized its all just legends!!

May 15, 2007 at 7:39 AM  

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

That is the most ridiculous thing I heard! I guess all women now are deflowered!

"I'm sorry hubby, I was deflowered by oxygen"

May 15, 2007 at 8:09 AM  

lol No offense to them but that is disgusting, not to shower for a whole week, ew!

May 15, 2007 at 8:19 AM  

I loved the hands flying to the mouth part hahahaha

This says so much about what parents do to us as kids. They brainwash us with their beliefs. So even as we grow and study things scientifically and logically, we still have their doctrines at the back of our heads. Pathetic.

May 15, 2007 at 8:37 AM  

and when I thought I've seen it all.

(sighs)

I think you should avoid the lil bugs when they have their period. they'll be stinking like hell if they don't shower :S

May 15, 2007 at 9:04 AM  

now thats lame,,,, :x

if an educated person says that i wonder what a stupid dumb person would say?!?!?!??!

May 15, 2007 at 10:04 AM  

loooool
OMG eshda3wa!!!
what was that, it's somehow a girly post but u cracked me up wallah XD
u know this friends episode where (the old monika) wants to give her "flower" away to the doctor ;p
i like ur friend allready!!, keep posting her ideas ;p
c ya

May 15, 2007 at 10:44 AM  

LMAO!!!!!!! Are u serious?????
Wow!! i cant believe what I just read...seriousely!!

There is nothing thatu can do that will deflower someone unless its "the real thing: or u have had a serious accident.

I mean that wud mean that everybody must have been deflowered before their "first time" if riding a bike and showering deflowers u!

Come on...........for real!!
man, your room mates a real hoot and a half!!!!

Let me talk some sense into them- I think I am over qualified!!

May 15, 2007 at 11:32 AM  

ill explain the 3ashaaw part first..i forgot u had the comment stupid moderation thingy ou i thought i had a sho2gun!! OUUFF :|

about the air deflowering shower.. is she serious?! OMG!mo min 9ijha! i have a friend also in med school.. she got MS and troo7 yegroon 3alaiha to get better! imagine.. she has a neuro degenerative disease.. she studies medicine.. but does she go to the dr?! LA 6ab3an! troo7 yegroon 3alaiha!!! ta5alof

May 15, 2007 at 11:33 AM  

loooooool waaay 7adee bamoot mn elth7ek heheheh i wish it can be ruined that easy hehehe so we don`t need 3 months to get al inside when u got married u `ll understand me heheh com on people it is so hard to loose it

May 15, 2007 at 12:17 PM  

MOVE OUT! hathi o med student o hakka 3yaal lo PR chan sh9akhamat? what did she tell you when you told her that you're already "deflowered"? *HII KHAALTYY*

May 15, 2007 at 12:18 PM  

LOLLLL can we get the uncensored version of ur reply :P ?

May 15, 2007 at 12:31 PM  

ha ha ha !!!!

ay shay 9a7 .. shfeehom hathool !!

May 15, 2007 at 1:17 PM  

Very weird. But 3ndena o 3ndech khair, i know some families belq8 that will NOT eat fish on saturdays!?

May 15, 2007 at 1:59 PM  

a med student who believes in superstition? geez...

supersititions are ridiculous but... er... a little too much information about that time of the month and va-j-js. ;)

still... had a good laugh about your tornado description!! :D

May 15, 2007 at 3:17 PM  

tv DOES absorb your vision, especially those ancient sets that emit those funky rays (yakfy when you run your fingers over the screen your hair stands on end and you hear that cackling sound). oranges might contain something that stops bleeding, like daflon pills or something. im sure theres something behind it

as for the shower part, maybe their parents didnt tell them the whole story. i, for one, am a horny mofo when i have my period, and there is nothing that will stop me from using a shower head to get myself off. maybe some girls over-do the shower head and end up popping themselves, who knows, maybe thats where the myth came from

May 15, 2007 at 3:29 PM  

Honestly that is crazy :S
Meen illy jab hathy al5orafah???

Fe wa7da a7san min 7a8at the "oranges stop the period", I remember that my mom had guests and this lady said that women should not shower in the second day of their period coz it will stop and ra7 tetjama3. :S CRAZY PPL min ween yjeboon hatha al 7aky??

May 15, 2007 at 6:40 PM  

uhm... WOW..

that's all i'm going to say!

u know what i mean :p


WOW...

May 15, 2007 at 7:49 PM  

hahahahha omg u serious and u say they are in med school right ,,,, what i heard is wat nunu mentioned but anything as deflowered from air girl thats a joke loool

May 15, 2007 at 8:47 PM  

waiii waiii la la wa 3lya!! mskeena ksrt 5a6ri :(
i heard about this "air in the shower" thingy! bs it's so obvious eno this is 5rboo6a!! i mean seriously! "deflowered"!!! what the ****!!
waii rasi qam y3wrni :s
allah y3eench dear :*

May 15, 2007 at 11:35 PM  

okay .. so do u hv a scientific proof againts what she said !?


yes .. air enters the shesamoonaa cuz it wides up during the period

w .. with all resepect to Medical stuff .. el7reem elkbaar know better in that area 9ara7aa ..

u MUST becareful with what u eat w drink , cuz ur whole body is in transit phase due to HArmons w etc..


u can tell ena i'm mn ur friend's type .. :D

for more info. just let me know ;p

May 16, 2007 at 2:47 AM  

Well if Chuck Norris can impregnate women with sustained eye contact then I guess anything can be true LOOOL.

May 16, 2007 at 5:23 AM  

i think you have to be happy with the positive think of being living with that med girl, at least you ll get good reason to laugh every time she opens her mouth to talk. i asked my grandmother about deflowering while showering , after big ha ha ha she answered, baby no woman can be deflowered unless she is f...

May 16, 2007 at 8:26 AM  

omg!! This is hilarious and unbelievable. Can't believe there are still people who believe such crap, and that too educated ones. And that too by one who is studying medicine!!

May 16, 2007 at 4:10 PM  

KAAAAAAAAAAK! 7elwa hathi "deflower you" :D

May 16, 2007 at 10:56 PM  

The most hilarious thing was when she asked you " You showered?!!" loooooooool!!

Well, its so sad if medical students think in such a way! The disaster is that those people become doctors and people will blindly believe what they would say since they are the "educated ones"! :s

May 16, 2007 at 11:25 PM  

By the way, you did a great job in covering up what you said to her. I am sure that your mom didn't pick the phone and called you right away after reading this post :)

May 16, 2007 at 11:28 PM  

to everyone

im studying for finals, ill try to keep posting stuff, but please 4give me if i dont get to your comments, i promise i will right after exams!

May 17, 2007 at 12:21 AM  

Good Luck studying for your finals :)

May 17, 2007 at 2:42 AM  

Goodluck with your exams!

I still find this stuff funny!

May 17, 2007 at 7:28 AM  

good luck with your exams, my friend!

you're gonna do great!! :)

May 17, 2007 at 6:37 PM  

She's gonna b a dr?! And they ask me why I don't trust them!'

GOod luck with finals

May 18, 2007 at 12:27 AM  

e7m e7m ..

my comment is not support'n ur friend's theory taraa !

only that AIR is bad for ur HEALTH not ay shaay thanee ;D

i got excited abt any thing SHa3bee hehehe .. fa tawnee astawe3eb ehya shno GALAT @@

May 18, 2007 at 4:26 AM  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

THIS IS SOO FUNNY :p

May 19, 2007 at 2:20 AM  

I am not depressed anymore , this one is the mother of all jokes ! Period . I mean... for sure !!

May 19, 2007 at 1:53 PM  

i assure u girl, deflowering is easier said than done!! its not a one night thing, and it my case, its not a week thing either, it took me a month to deflower.

May 20, 2007 at 7:10 AM  

then you should hear the other stuff they do after giving birth! It's crazy!!!!

May 28, 2007 at 9:55 AM  

China and Russia put the blame on some screwed up experiments of US for the earthquake that happened in Haiti.
Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
I came across this [url=http://universalages.com/hot-news/what-happened-in-haiti-is-it-related-to-haarp/]article about Haiti Earthquake[/url] in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.

February 4, 2010 at 11:30 AM  

Whats up dudes

I am new here and I just wanted to say hi!

Bye everyone!

April 20, 2010 at 5:40 AM  

Whats up dude

It is my first time here. I just wanted to say hi!

May 20, 2010 at 9:43 AM  

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