May 14, 2007
AIR WILL DEFLOWER YOU ?!!!
maybe its both
my roommate and her little bug of a sister are very well educated people, one is in dentistry one is in med school
but they believe in all these old woman tales about TV absorbing your vision and oranges making your period stop
i keep arguing with them and telling them not to believe all crap they hear
anyways so i get my period and i go to take a shower, a normal thing to do
lil bug looks at me eyes wide : you showered?
me a lil confused: yeah its not the first time, why the look?
lil bug: but don't you have your period?
me: uh yeah?
lil bugs hand flies to her mouth: oh my GOD NOOO!!
me: what what!!
lil bug: but you shouldn't!
me: should what?! what the hell is wrong with you?
lil bug: if you shower when you have your period air will enter you (ydishich hawa)
me : excuse me
lil bug : you know!
me: no i don't!
lil bug: ydishich hawa oo ba3dain tekhtarbain! ( air will enter you and you'll be ruined)
lil bug: my mom doesn't allow us to shower when we have our period, she says we will be deflowered!
people i am not making this up!
this girl is studying medicine for crying out loud! you think she'll know how absurd she sounds right now!
she continues to explain to me how my future husband will be very disappointed in me.
now i wont tell you exactly what i said to her , cause my mom reads my blog , but it went something like this
me: you stupid? you STUPID?!!