eshda3wa

April 23, 2007

What The HaiiiiiL!!






I have seen and heard of many crazy things

but a Dental SPA!!

i mean come on!!

what are they gna have us do next?

learn to tap dance so we entertain the patients!!



One Dental spa offers you this:

Relax. Rejuvenate. Be healthy! Enjoy a soothing hand massage or peppermint foot scrub during your dental treatment to help relieve anxiety or just to be pampered.

Treat yourself to a full body massage. With various types of massage & treatments ranging from 10 minutes to 2 hours, you are sure to find the perfect way to rejuvenate tire or aching muscles.

Improve skin tone and texture with a facial.


Facials?! Foot scrub?!!

I'm killing myself in dental school to end up washing peoples feet?!!

Next they'll install hot-tubs!!

And as if the above wasn't enough, they have DENTAL MENUS

you get to flip thru them and choose what you want done


well how about you sit in the chair, open your mouth and let the god damned dentist who spent half their lives studying get to decide what needs fixing!!


posted by eshda3wa at 1:24 AM

69 Comments:

- SHOTGUN - !

heheh * sly smile to dooda :P *

April 23, 2007 at 1:37 AM  

This world is turning into one big JOKE!! while someone is drilling into my teeth or touching any part of my face i dont expect any other part of my body to be caterd to as well ... how akward, what if i get alll tingly and stuff while they massage me and the doc is fixing my teeth ! - GAG! LOL

quick question - how would a doctor know ur a smoker ? this is the one thing i dread.. is when they look into my mouth and say, you smoke! ( in my head damn please dont tell my parents, outside, yes ) !!!!
good luck on ur studies!

April 23, 2007 at 1:40 AM  

eshda3wa dear hatha 7ag alnas eli sij fathyah...to those posh bored old ppl who dont know what to do with their money....more ways to suck the mooolah out of their pockets

bel 6agag wallah...

dont worry about ur industry...as long as there is candy and chocolate your gonna be in business =D

and besides as if dealing with ppl ugly and smelly mouths isnt enough...the pampering should be for the dentists more than the patients

April 23, 2007 at 2:28 AM  

loool akher zeman :) hathi akhratkom yal dentists

April 23, 2007 at 2:31 AM  

loool mn jed wat the hell..mahom 3arfeen esh yesawo ashya2 jadeda fa bada2o ye6ale3o ta5areef :s

April 23, 2007 at 2:43 AM  

Ok..tap dance, 9ra7a creative..wulla lo ana ga3ed 3end the dentist o faj2a yehedny o ye6e7la haz o yeteragga9!!..9ara7a ma adry what would I do..yumken agom o ahezha m3ah..chood y36ena discount wella shy, b3ad ma yendara..

I dont think anybody could relax while their mouth wide open mba66al 3al2a5er..

Well, Im the kind of patient elly very calm o relax anyway, the dentist yestansoon 3ly..chenny mayyet ma at7arrak..last time, my wife was almost in tears for me,watching shesawoon feny, o ana ba`3et anam 9ara7a...

eshda3wa, admit it..you would enjoy it , if you are the patient ;)

April 23, 2007 at 2:48 AM  

aint that something :D i wanna go to that place thats cool :D why are you guys against that? it'll be fun :P and dentists are cool :P

April 23, 2007 at 6:35 AM  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoo I personally think its an amazing idea!! I mean you guys are the sickos giving us headachs and heart attacks every time you pull something out.. I think it is only fair that your treat us a lil good ;) Oh btw eshd3wa Im installing for you a stripper pole..Make sure you hire some gorgeous tall dark handsome hygensits for my entertainment :P

April 23, 2007 at 8:14 AM  

People these days would do anything!

April 23, 2007 at 8:22 AM  

C'mon dentist are terrifying, we need something to make us relax first looool :P

and u wouldn't be doing it, they'll hire their people for that stuff

April 23, 2007 at 8:30 AM  

LOL badda3aw
ishboga ma sawwaw

April 23, 2007 at 8:31 AM  

"I'm killing myself in dental school to end up washing peoples feet?!!"

YES =D

:p

oo and Ella shda3wa i only had 2 shotguns :P or was it 3 .. pretty sure its two :p yea well thats not alot :P

April 23, 2007 at 8:53 AM  

there are two things i have to do before going to a dental spa:

1. see a dentist
2. go to a spa.

:)

April 23, 2007 at 9:12 AM  

I totally blame the people for what the world is happening. If they weren't just ONLY looking for money but look for what is good for the SICK POOR PATIENT they wouldn't come up with this bullshit.

But then again this spa would have its own customers. Those high end ones we all know about.

April 23, 2007 at 10:02 AM  

the idea is not bad.

But it should involve activities that are dental-related. Like Mouth & teeth Massages ( i have no idea if this is feasible or how will it be done)

April 23, 2007 at 10:17 AM  

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April 23, 2007 at 10:27 AM  

sorry, that still wont entice me to go to the dentist unless i absolutely positively 100% have to!! :/

April 23, 2007 at 10:48 AM  

loooooooooooooooooool :">

ha ha ha ha :>

Hardluck Ad

April 23, 2007 at 11:37 AM  

Dentistry is one thing, spa therapy is another.
How can u have a facial, and fix your teeth in the same time? Crazy!
I am the kind of person who cries like a baby if I go to the dentist. I am sooo scared of every instrument and metal things, and the drill and...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I cant go on.
No seriousely when I went to get my wisdom tooth pulled I honestly cried and I was 24! Yeah no kiddin.
Khalas when u come back to kuwait, I am comin ur way. Maybe you can help me shed my fear of dentists!!! :p
Spa treatments shud be done in a spa, not in a place where real skill and talent is needed. With all the hard work u go through, and studying, you shud be the only one getin the credit!!! Not someone who rubs feet!!! Keep up the good work habibty! :)
Actually tap dancin cud be fun!! Just kiddin!!!

April 23, 2007 at 11:40 AM  

I don’t know eshda3wa I kinda disagree here. I think that the idea of going to see a dentist brings out a phobia in so many people that trying to fight that feeling by introducing side services is just the kind of thing that might make going to the dentist a little less scary. And there’s no way the dentist will be washing feet. I personally wouldn’t want a dentist’s hands in my mouth if he/she had their hands scrubbing someone’s feet before! Plus for each service you need a specialist. If someone is going to give you a facial they also need to have done their homework before applying funky looking paste on your face so I wouldn’t want a dentist doing that either.

But hey you should think about it when you open your own place inshalla. People who perform the side services stuff get paid much less than dentists and rightly so. You’d have a competitive edge in that you’re offering something rare plus you can charge people for the services while paying your extras a relatively low salary and have an extra revenue stream.

April 23, 2007 at 1:00 PM  

You poor thing!

Doesnt seem worth it now, does it?!
:(

Sad, SAD world we live in.

April 23, 2007 at 1:23 PM  

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April 23, 2007 at 2:13 PM  

Thanks for you work and have a good week.

April 23, 2007 at 2:45 PM  

what the ****?!?!
they'll do whatever it takes to abuse ppl's desire to pay pay pay!! enough! stop CONSUMERISM!
loooooool it's also unfair for dentists, y3ni ma y9eer shno 9aloon?! ay shay!! a spa is a spa.. a dental care clinic is a dental care clinic :D
good luck 7bebty :*

April 23, 2007 at 3:12 PM  

No way! What in the world??

dental appointements are short and quick and snappy and efficient! And that's good!

Dude! They are serious?

I wouldn't mind tap dancing for my customers/patients. *has a crazy smile*

1 question: do they have facials and massages for the doctors themselves??

April 23, 2007 at 4:14 PM  

Kelish mo shay!
Who would have massage after a long painful visit to the dentist? I rather go to a shrink instead to ease my pain =$

April 23, 2007 at 6:11 PM  

Law shino ra7 esaweeon to relax us i won't forget the pain... I'm going to cry anyways :)

April 23, 2007 at 6:23 PM  

dental spa? *sigh*

how does one relax and rejuvenate when you have your feet massaged with a drill in your mouth??

what will they think of next? gum massage?

April 23, 2007 at 6:38 PM  

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April 23, 2007 at 7:26 PM  

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April 23, 2007 at 7:30 PM  

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April 23, 2007 at 7:31 PM  

Kela Meta5er

el7egran yga6e3 almesran

he is a sad case as eshda3wa said...

he is trying so hard to get attention by using profanity and trash talk...

read his comment..he said that he is GOD..ow inshallah GOD will take care of him...thats if he is not already taken care of...

tlagee hal chalb HIV positive and is crying in the cornor everyday...

sij sad case

April 23, 2007 at 8:05 PM  

HRH

I see that I hit the right spot...you are HIV positive...

yes sit infront of ur laptop and wait for teh angel of death to look you right into the eyes and drag ur poor soul out of ur dirty body....I am sure ur soul wants to get the hell away from you....and ur body hates you for all you have done to it....

sad case :/

April 23, 2007 at 8:15 PM  

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April 23, 2007 at 10:27 PM  

:S

April 23, 2007 at 10:34 PM  

Dentist = pain

Don't like pain

so I don't like Dentist..

its simple as that, you couldn't pay me to go! I don't care! I will stay home!! I will pull my own tooth out and then knock myself out!

April 24, 2007 at 12:52 AM  

you tryin to copy my wife and ruin ur blog :P ? wila bro7a its acting up :P mara the comments dont show o al7een when they do they do so in a weird way :P

April 24, 2007 at 4:55 AM  

I actually like going to the dentist. My dentist is quite good actually and I don't feel any pain at all ;) He keeps my teeth looking good, and i am obsessed with teeth looking good and feeling good - so, this keeps me happy :D

April 24, 2007 at 5:34 AM  

oh and I actually want to be in a spa/dentist thing. I dont understand the concept kilish.

April 24, 2007 at 5:36 AM  

dont*

sorry I spammed your post :/

April 24, 2007 at 5:37 AM  

eshda3wa - please do us and do all bloggers a favor and delete all the comments and unnecessary fights between jabal shammar and kella met2akher (although I really appreciate ur efforts). Its really degrading the beauty of ur blog

April 24, 2007 at 1:48 PM  

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BLOOOOOOOG

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ya lahwe ya kharashe yanhar eswed!!

April 24, 2007 at 3:04 PM  

OMG 8imat alta5alof, ma3aleesh bas allah y3eenk 3ala hatha al shay :D

April 24, 2007 at 4:12 PM  

wallah shay jamel :P

3ad t5ylay shaklech oo enti tdalken hendi :PPPPPP

April 24, 2007 at 4:52 PM  

eshda3wa..
nothing is wrong with your blog its really nice and cool, and it`s one of the first blogs I make sure to swing by and check everyday..but what hamza said about deleting what was writin is right..just delete them..you will do us a big favor If you remove them..
hamza..all that I meant to do is to stop somebody like "HIM" to say such a stuff about eshda3wa or any other blogger if it was necessary..and blog somewhere else, somewhere suitable for his kind of manners, didnt know he was gona carry on and write more..sorry, but Im the kind of guy that doesnt like to let it get away without treating it..

Bel3araby..lazem yakella kelmeteen bel3atham 3shan ye7terem nafsa o yathlef..his comment was so disturbing to read, specially in a blog like eshda3was blog..

BTW..he also started to write comments in my blog..yeah sad case I know..7adda

Anyway..eshda3wa, Im sorry if I did or wrote something not necessary on your blog, it was only my good intentions, and YES..I think you should delete them " I guess its going to be our new hobby " , and wullah your blog kamel welkamel allah, esh7alata mefy shy yewaness, mashallah everybody likes you and likes the way you write and what you write..so keep up the good work.. :)

again..sorry..and your blog is 3jeeb :D

April 24, 2007 at 5:30 PM  

ya lahweeeee **3ala goolat u5wana il ma9reeyeen**

hahhaahha shidalfa, nig9at il ideas???

But i guess they invented that cos quite a lot of people suffer dentist phobia :P

Business thinking gone retarded sis!

April 24, 2007 at 5:35 PM  

kella met2a5er
wats wrong moo minik

bel3ax wallah inta imnawer

and im glad redait 3alaih lana lazim hal zbala wnta ebkarama yoogaf 3nd 7ada

oo 9ara7a emsaleena ya7laila such a sad sad case

bs im asking ina madre eshfeeh elcomments thingy thing sayer ghala6, ma y6la3 3adel

something needs to get fixed oo madre shino..

inta ga3d y6la3 3ndik 3adel??

cz ana weird

ALL BLOGGERS
i will reply 3ala all your comments as soon as i figure out whats wrong

does anyone know??

SAVE MY BLOG!

April 24, 2007 at 6:08 PM  

CHECK YOUR GMAIL =]

April 24, 2007 at 6:34 PM  

Thanx, emnawer bwejodech o bwejood the respectable bloggers.

As a mater of fact, he is not funny AT ALL, but some how.. its fun laugh at him, and say: Thank God I have a brain, and respect to my self, my family and most important..my God.

The comment messed up 3endy too; wish I could help, but I don’t know sheno elmoshkela belthab6.

April 24, 2007 at 10:18 PM  

what the hell is the right thing to say!!

seriously!! what the hell?? ay shay?!

April 24, 2007 at 11:15 PM  

I am busy as hell and don't have time to go to the Spa . I am sitting for 45 minutes while the hygienist cleans my teeth so why not get my nails done? It’s great time management.

I would love that and suggested it to the hygienist.

But based on your reaction, YIKES, maybe I should have not suggested it.

By the way, statistics show that Dentists have the highest suicide rate or all professionals. Is this true? Is it because of the stinky breath or the crazy people you talked about the other day?

April 25, 2007 at 4:13 AM  

Yeah all dentists should learn to tap dance and/or strip :D LOOOOL
peppermint foot scrub? I thought peppermint is supposed to go in my mouth not on my feet, or do they have a lot of extra peppermint lying around?
Full body massage? Maybe I'll finally go to a dentist after all :P

By the way the problem with your blog layout is caused by Emarat Jabal Zag's excessively long LOOOL in one of his comments. If you delete his inane comments your problem should be solved.

April 25, 2007 at 7:00 AM  

:O *note to self: never visit this blog again*

April 25, 2007 at 9:37 AM  

sweety next to each comment there should be a trash can icon. you can use it to delete comments you find offenseivee :) hope this helps

April 25, 2007 at 3:24 PM  

See? Problem solved. Now what do I get in return? *leers suggestively*

April 26, 2007 at 5:00 AM  

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April 26, 2007 at 6:19 AM  

:d

April 26, 2007 at 6:20 AM  

lol that's crazy

April 26, 2007 at 8:30 AM  

Really crazy, no??
What all methods do people find to earn more & more money. As for me personally, while someone is drilling onto my teeth, I would not want any other part of my body to be toucehed or massaged, lol!!

April 26, 2007 at 11:40 AM  

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April 26, 2007 at 12:06 PM  

Take it easy on me shway - I am color-blind and the fonts in this post killed me :(

April 26, 2007 at 1:15 PM  

ella
i know!!
its stupid!

they know you smoke cause the color of your mouth changes, it becomes pigmented, and the nicotine stains your teeth too
its easy to recognize a smoke
so dont take ur parents in with u ;)

Ghasheema
halaa oo ghala
hala belzaiiin kela
girl i miss u!!
mako a7ad ag3ad agreg ma3ah.. wanich?!!

and your absolutely right!
i should have my neck and back massaged after every patient!!

enigma
shayfa 7al eldinya!!
wallah ziman ghadaaaaar

saudi
tell me about it!
shay moo 6abe3e

kella mat2a5er
looooool
ya 7eloona we7na tap dancing bel 3eyada
i would give u a discount if u tapped with me ;P

wa3alaiya laish imga3d ur wife etshoofik!! kilish moo khoosh shay 9arwa3t elmara!!

oo 9ara7a law all my patients were like u, ide be in heaven ;)

outlaw
yep DENTISTS ROCK!!

bs that place jami3 bain two things malhum 3alaqa eb ba3ath!

lilacs
lol
i didnt think of strip poles!
ide make a FOTUNE out of those!
ppl would come even if they had nothing to do to their teeth!!

Transparently
yeah its pathetic

elijah
even if u get all the massages in the world, if u have a phobia of dentists, you would still be terrified when i stick the needle out!
they should be together!

cri8ivia
ee wallah what r they gna do next?!! dental waterpark, you go swimming and get ur teeth dont in ur bathing suit

April 26, 2007 at 1:20 PM  

do0da
<--glares at do0da
yes?

<--- glares some more

vyyvva
loooool
7elwa

KJ
ppl wouldnt come up with this bull if there werent ppl stupid enough to gobbol it up
we live in a material world, its all about the looks, never about the real issue

hamza
looool
and how do i masage teeth?
using a toothbrush?
a dentist already does everything you need done, you want a massage go to a spa
and how would anyone be in the mood after a dentist is beyond me!

msb
exactly! a dental spa still wont be attractive cz it has the word spa in it!

kuw_son
im glad it amused u!!

nonowa
i totally agree with everything u said!!

yallah you should come my way, im taing so many psycology classes to deal with patients who have fear of dentist
ill make u fall in love with my profession

1001nights
from a bussiness point of view i see where your comming from
but just the idea of having a saloon where im practicing my profession botheres me
a7es china shway degrading you know

kinan
it is sad!!
*sniff sniff

david santos
thank you for stoppng by

April 26, 2007 at 1:36 PM  

reem
thank u sweetheart
madre 3an hal awadim ele theyll just pay for anything!!

dyke
wa3alaih 3al dentists ma7ad ma36eehum waih
and ur right, you go to the dentist for you teeth not a spa treatment!!

ms loala
loool
la moo leah hal daraja! shrink 3ad
ta3alay 3nde ill make ur dental experiance wonderful

zizo
join nonowa and miss loala
ill make it my mission to ease ur phobia of dentists
eshfeena e7na eshfeena
wallah enyanin! laish som3atna chithy moo shay!

the premester
lol
i know!
the two just dont go together!

Ghasheema
khalas ra7 na7gera manred 3alaih wana ra7 i delete his coments
china moo mawjood :****

marzouq
oh come onnnn!!
it aint that bad i swear!!
join my "fight my fear" campagne

do0da
it wasnt acting up
my blog 3agla eshzeenha
bs wa7ed 7esbe allah 3alaih 3asa ma ytwafag la dinya wallah akhra
7a6le lol 3asa ylool min sirah gool ameen 6oolha 3 meters oho ele 3afasna

cix
girl u ROCK

hamza
done!
i deleted them
bs hes sick
i mean really sick
he needs help and fast
cz he keeps on commenting
maybe ill moderate my comments from now on
madre ill think about it
just till we niftak min waiha elshain
weld eblees

gloomy
ba3ad 3mre wallah :***

hussain
oho moo 3al jinsiyah
the idea itself is CRAZY

kella met2akher
3ala rase wallah

G
it must not be so retarted these ppl r making a FORTUNE!!
i just reviewed their numbers
OH MY GOD
hmmm
maybe tap dancing aint so bad :Pp

mishmisha
moo wat the hell
laizm etmedeenha
wat the HaiiiiiiiiL !

April 26, 2007 at 1:53 PM  

7aki fadi
seriously speaking
some of my patients drive me so crazy i want to throw mysef out the window
so yeah its totally justifyable


3zayez
your right
that freak was the problem
merciiii merciiii
ya 3zayez ill put lilacs pole to use and etertain u wile i get ur teeth done ;)

niqa
u cant stay away baby

kj
yeah i figured... i feel dumb ;P

bonita q8
i know!! totally is!!

sene
well ppl mustr be loving the idea cz man r they making fortunes!!

evil odd
tell me what colors not to use n i wont use em no more :)

April 26, 2007 at 2:02 PM  

this is my first time writting a reply, but i thought the topic is intresting specially its comming from a dental student. if you belive that dental care is associate with pain and discomfort as a student, how will you provide pain free oral health to your patients when you finish. about having facials and foot massges and these things done to patients while they are havin oral health care provided by the dental team ( dentistry is not only drilling teeth as many belive) is a way to reduce and provide a relaxing enviroment for that patient.
many patients require sedation and General Anesthesia to have thier dental needs met.

to eshda3wah, good luck with school and meeting you requirments, just one question r u a 3rd or 4th year dental student ?

April 29, 2007 at 6:19 PM  

q8dentist
hi
welcome to my blog
useing sedation and General Anesthesia to eliminate PAIN is one thing
having their toes glimmer is another
im not associating my proffession with pain, im pretty good at what i do if i say so myself
i understand the psycology behind it and the need to have ur patients calm, confedent and comfertable

running a spa is not part of it

you need a massage book an appointment at spa time

you need something to do with the degree im killing myself to get then ill be more than happy

although i do see where your comming from, and why that whole project was developed, as just happen to disagree :)

hope to see you again

April 29, 2007 at 6:28 PM  

first good luck with school, but your approach to dentsitry is wrong, if you are still finishing up your dental school requiremtns and you have that attitude to patients and your self, how are you going to provide excelent oral health care to your patients after you finish.
the dental spa idea is great since many people even dentists associate dentistry to pain and discomfort, and this SPA thins is a way to create a relaxing enviroment to the patients. and if you think that oral dealth is just fixing teeth you need to change your dental school becasue i don;t know what they teach you there.
i know you ur under stress and you need to finish ur boards and ur requirements but never ever make bad comments about your own field and never call your self " damned dentist " since i'm sure your not

good luck with school

April 29, 2007 at 6:29 PM  

q8dentist
how i deal with my patients is one thing, how i vent on my blog is a totaly other

poking fun at ur own proffession is just that, FUN

ill provide them with more than excellent care, im just not about to pedicure em while am at it :)

thank you for your well wishes
and good luck to you

p.s
you should read this post
http://eshda3wa.blogspot.com/2007/03/patience-with-my-patients.html

April 29, 2007 at 6:40 PM  

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