August 26, 2007

So im Pregnant

That's how the conversation started, three simple words

My heart skipped a beat, shes not married, i didn't even know she was sexually active

she propped herself on the bed next to me

My head started spinning, what are we going to do?

Her father will kill her i swear, he will buy an electric chair and her mother will pull the switch!

OH my god oh my god oh my god

I tried not to let my face reflect the shock i was feeling

its time to be supportive

supportive of what?!!

she lay her head next to mine on the pillow her hand on her stomach

is she going to get an abortion?!!!

my stomach turned

i felt sick

i cant support her if she wants to kill the baby!

but shes my best friend!

who the hell knocked her up?!!

she must have been raped!

i cleared my throat and barely whispered "what?"

I'm pregnant she said again

your pregnant?

yes I'm pregnant with emotion, i feel suffocated

couldn't she have opened with that God damn it!!

i pulled the pillow from under her head and started to really suffocate her with it!

choose your words wisely people, you can give someone a heart attack!!
posted by eshda3wa at 9:17 PM


Lol i thought u were going to end it saying thats in ur cat :P shako the cat ib the post 3ayal :P

August 26, 2007 at 10:27 PM  

btw 7imdilla 3al salama :P

August 26, 2007 at 10:28 PM  

I thought ur cat was pregnant too! :P LOL

uve been missssed ;***

August 26, 2007 at 11:01 PM  

Woah. Intense. I'm glad you both didn't have to deal with such a dilemma!

August 26, 2007 at 11:44 PM  

Ahlan Ahlan welcome back :)

August 27, 2007 at 12:07 AM  

First i thought you were pregnant ! hehe Nice one Doc , awesome return with a shocker !

August 27, 2007 at 12:22 AM  

Lol. who's pregnant now?

August 27, 2007 at 12:25 AM  

lol Oh lord! I can imagine how that must have felt to you! BTW, how was your vacation girl, you're back? :) I'ts Missy-TheOriginal by the way :)

August 27, 2007 at 12:28 AM  

Girl, at the beginning I thought it was YOU! Then I went like SHIT your friend is crazy ba3dein I went like am gonna come kick you for that!

August 27, 2007 at 12:42 AM  

lmao..That made my day.:P

August 27, 2007 at 12:56 AM  


August 27, 2007 at 1:37 AM  

now the pic can relate to the post lol

August 27, 2007 at 3:09 AM  

i wud've smacked the hell out of her!

August 27, 2007 at 3:23 AM  

Kaaaaaaaaaak! wallah ana wegaf qalby! bas 5osh daga 9ara7a :P

...welcome back! nice to see you again doctora! :)

August 27, 2007 at 3:56 AM  

I understand what you're trying to say here and I totally agree with you. People should really consider choosing their words wisely. It did happen with me more than once..

August 27, 2007 at 7:30 AM  

I had a heart attack when i read ur title...I thought "oooh god what did u do on ur vacation" :-O

I say to u choose ur titles wisely ;P

welcome back sugar...u have been missed wallah :)

August 27, 2007 at 7:54 AM sbould have given her an emotional abortion. :D

August 27, 2007 at 7:57 AM  


August 27, 2007 at 8:59 AM  

LOL I Thought it was ur cat tooooo, if I'm not being too umm subtle

August 27, 2007 at 9:01 AM  

Now YOU almost gave ME a heart attack!

August 27, 2007 at 9:05 AM  

LOL aham shay!! ana i freaked out shako ma adre hehehhe i was like awwww meskeena noooooo dnt kill the baby hehehehe

August 27, 2007 at 10:56 AM  

I agree with Hamza

miss you babe ;*

August 27, 2007 at 2:25 PM  

LOL I freaked out when I was reading it! haha 7ada "think before you talk"

August 27, 2007 at 5:50 PM  

My first thought was, man, some vacation.

Welcome back, woman.

August 27, 2007 at 7:43 PM  

hey!! welcome back!! how was ur trip?!

looooool my god! u must've freaked out! ashwa qt sleema ;p

u were missed :**

August 27, 2007 at 11:16 PM  

7imdilla 3al salama :) but I am still confused :s who is pregnant?

August 28, 2007 at 9:57 AM  

heyyy babe! welcome back :* enshalla the vacation was fun?

and HOLY CRAP! ma legat a better word than "PREGNANT"? :p

August 28, 2007 at 1:00 PM  

lol! zain she said that to you and not her mother :p

August 28, 2007 at 2:07 PM  

the cat looked shocked!
bs i changed it to avoid confusion
oo allah ysalmich sweety

wallah i missed u guys too :**
ew ew ew
i HATE cats

tell me about it!

ya hala feech
thankx babe

no no nooo
its good to be back!

apparantly shes pregnant with emotion
not a baby thank god!

hey missy!!
ya im back
my heart skipped a few beats wallah!

exactly the effect i was hoping for
u can only imagine how I felt when she told me!

glad my near heart attak amused u!


August 28, 2007 at 2:16 PM  

ya the shocked cat gave the wrong effect

oh i sure did!

wegaf galbe wallah!
its good to be back!

the problem is not only did it give the wrong impression
it was related to a disaster!

om 7amooooodd!
hala o ghala
no i didnt go that far ;)
my vacation wasnt THAT crazy
miss u :*

good one!


i HATE cats
infact thats gna be my next post


can u imagine being in that situation allah laygool
killing a baby
ide ather kill myself!!

August 28, 2007 at 2:24 PM  

im not talking to u until u take me out!

uff 7ada!

good to be back!

heeeey babe!
i had A LOT of fun
7ada wanasa!
freaked out oo bas
7ada my head went in a million directions!

hey u :)allah ysalmic
no one
bs 7amil ham
not a baby thank god!!

tell me about it
her next gift from me is gna be a dictionary!!
and thank u!

very true!

August 28, 2007 at 2:29 PM  


well now she knws to avoid u if shes ever realy pregnant :P

August 28, 2007 at 3:08 PM  

You scared the hell out of me too lol! :P

Welcome back sweety :*

August 28, 2007 at 5:15 PM  

LoooooooL Nice one... But it's true. It only takes one word to build or destroy things.

Welcome back Eshda3wa.

August 28, 2007 at 6:40 PM  

oh my god i really thought it was one of our friends my heart skipped a beat and i thought all sorts of crzy things! u cant scare me like that! oh my god im still recovering! btw we need to talk! u know gossip and stuff...

luv u and miss u

August 28, 2007 at 7:09 PM  

i wouldve killed her by then;p

August 28, 2007 at 8:37 PM  

hehehe! you got me. welcome back eshd3wa! You've been missed!


August 28, 2007 at 9:52 PM  

wow :D lol :D why did you believe herrrrrrr !! i tend to do that to my friends all the time :P silly`3shmaraaaaaa ;)

August 28, 2007 at 10:26 PM  

loooooool....walah if i was in ur shoe iwould've killed her

thnx god she was only jk

welcome back eshd3wa

August 28, 2007 at 10:41 PM  

lol when i read the title i was like "whoa! some vacation.. i doubt you'll ever forget it.." LOL!

and you don't use the word 'pregnant' for that kind of sentence! it scared the hell outa me... i really hope you made her learn a lesson ;Pp

August 29, 2007 at 4:17 AM  

LOOOL winti ma t3arfeen tis2leenn! :P

August 29, 2007 at 6:30 AM  

I think that was a good test for you to be prepared next time :)

Welcome back hun :)

August 29, 2007 at 9:10 AM  

She needs to take Expression 101. :P

August 29, 2007 at 10:26 AM  

welcome back friend wallah nawar ur blog min jadeed :D i missed u so much *hugs*

infeja3t i thought u were pregnant (al title y5da3) :S

August 29, 2007 at 12:58 PM  

lets hope she avoids being pregnant instead!

ms loala
thank u sweety :*

ofcourse words cause wars!
thank uu!!

The Z in NZN
im loving the name baby!!!
dont worry we are all safe and sound
looove u and miss u SO damn much already!

believe me i wanted to!!

dynamic deeds
thank u sweetheart!
its good to be back!

navy girl
i didnt evenhave time to think!
if she does it to me ever again ill murder her

elmeshkila she did not even mean to scare me, she just chose the worst word to express herself!!

yeah itll be pretty memorable if i had gotten knocked up!

1001 nights
shasawe elsane enreba6!

no god frobid there ever is a next time!

e im buying her a dictionary as her next bday gift!

August 29, 2007 at 1:13 PM  

<--- HUG
wallah its good to be back
i missed u too :**
ee i wanted u guys to get the same effect i did! hehe
oo imnawer blogger bewjoodkom :*

August 29, 2007 at 1:15 PM  


your friend sure knows how to get her message across. it got your undivided attention, didn't it??

and.... welcome back!!!! we missed you.

August 29, 2007 at 5:10 PM  

I can imagine! :p

Girl, I like your writing style ...
no, wait! I take that back :)
I don't like it ...

moments pass ....

I "love" your writing style!
Keep on rocking :)

August 29, 2007 at 7:53 PM  

Welcome back :)

August 29, 2007 at 8:06 PM  

it sure did
it almost made my heart stop too!
thank u!!

<--- BEAMS

thank u so much 4 the compliment :D

Thank u, good to be back

August 30, 2007 at 1:14 AM  

wallah ana illi i was gonna have a heart attack :P
if my friend ever did that to me id choke the life out of her :P

August 30, 2007 at 11:02 AM  

i tried bs eksarat kha6re ba3dain ;)

August 30, 2007 at 4:18 PM  

aana mit min ilkhar3a! LOOOOL ambbaih LOL law ana minich chan Qatalt'ha =[[[[

August 30, 2007 at 6:55 PM  

That is such a nice story! Did it really happen? Did your friend really make such thing to you? If it’s true I think your friend was talking from heart! These times we are all pregnant carrying loads and it’s nice to have an abortion to get rid of it all! Well I can’t imagine how you would feel if that really happens and a friend of yours would tell you she’s pregnant!! I think that would be shocking for you! ;)

August 31, 2007 at 11:14 AM  

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September 1, 2007 at 1:31 PM  

kan wede :) el7mdela it wasnt true!!

nora cassandra
shocking wont even begin to describe it! wat the hell is she gna do with a baby! allah laygool!
but ur definitly right about wanting an emotional abortion!

September 2, 2007 at 1:08 AM  


That's evil that surpasses my evil-capabilities :P

I like her!

September 5, 2007 at 9:46 PM  

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