eshda3wa

June 19, 2007

The Raise


The Day the P.NISS asked for a Raise



I, Mr. P.N I SS, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

-I do physical labor.

-I work at great depths.

-I plunge head first into everything I do.

-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

-I work in a damp environment.

-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

-I work in high temperatures.

-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss



The Response:



Dear P Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

-You do not work 8 hours straight.

-You fall asleep after brief work periods.

-You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

-You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

-You do not take initiative

- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

-You will retire well before you are 65.

-You are unable to work double shifts.

-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all…

-You have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina
posted by eshda3wa at 7:30 AM

54 Comments:

lol! No comment!

June 19, 2007 at 8:39 AM  

LOL hell nawwww! :D did u mention the barfing and yo-yo weight loss? Mr.P.NISS is a also vain-y

June 19, 2007 at 8:42 AM  

Muhahaha :p

June 19, 2007 at 8:52 AM  

LMAO duuude seriously Fun-ny!

la o aham shay hathy -You have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

You know, I betcha' anything there are some who might not get it, even though it's sooo in your face. I don't mean to be bitchy... ahh who am I kidding. 6aaf :P ill mohim, funny. Min wayn, may I ask? You don't have to answer, but if you do, I'll love you FOREVER :P

June 19, 2007 at 9:12 AM  

looooooool this is really funny heheheh

June 19, 2007 at 10:28 AM  

LOOOL xD

and shouldn't you be studying?!!

June 19, 2007 at 11:01 AM  

LMAO, this is bad :P

June 19, 2007 at 6:00 PM  

Hi there

You're tagged :)

June 19, 2007 at 6:03 PM  

naughty naughty!

good one, eshda3wa. but...

"You are unable to work double shifts."...

... that's debatable. ;)

June 19, 2007 at 6:38 PM  

naughty and disguesting too :/

I read it and thought the poor man should get a raise and I was gonna talk about horrible employers ba3d then I read teh comments and i understood!!!

June 19, 2007 at 6:39 PM  

LOLLLL !!

June 19, 2007 at 6:49 PM  

looool 7elwa, never seen it before. kathry menha

June 19, 2007 at 8:04 PM  

looooool! That made me laugh like crazy!! We are underappriated!

June 19, 2007 at 8:17 PM  

looooooool! nice 1!

June 19, 2007 at 9:23 PM  

hahahahaha that's hilarious!

June 19, 2007 at 10:17 PM  

LoooooooL
Doesn't always use safety procedures or protective clothing. thats great :)

June 20, 2007 at 2:36 AM  

LIES! ALL LIES! DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS! MR P NISS CAN WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS AND WORKS FOR PRETTY LONG PERIODS OF TIMES! AND HE DOES WHAT HE IS TOLD!

BLASPHEMY!

June 20, 2007 at 7:36 AM  

97 waid y9eer jthy

June 20, 2007 at 8:25 AM  

loool hahaha aham shay inna the guy kisar 5a6ri at the beginning ;)

June 20, 2007 at 12:19 PM  

lol Classic, this ones for the books boys

June 20, 2007 at 2:24 PM  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!


baghait asawe fis 3ala 3omre min ilthi7ik !!! :P

June 20, 2007 at 5:32 PM  

Looooooooool! 7ada looooling right now!

That is the coolest thing I have read in a while- cant wait for KM to read it- Hahahahahahaha!

I wont be commenting on the obvious points unfortunately, but I have to beg to differ.......damnit and I cant even go into details!! Shucks!

LOOOOOOL again!

June 20, 2007 at 7:42 PM  

OMG that was disgustingly funny hahah :P

LMAO @ ghasheema.. how naive!! ;p

June 20, 2007 at 7:50 PM  

Nasty!
LOOL :P

June 20, 2007 at 8:16 PM  

kint basawe roo7i wayed innocent ou ma fahamt.. bes too funny ;p LOOOL!!

June 21, 2007 at 12:21 AM  

LOOOOOOOL!! MY GOD!! i love this!! wahahahaha GO GO V.Gina!!!
god this is hilarious!
:*

June 21, 2007 at 1:00 AM  

"-I plunge head first into everything I do."..yeah I never heard about one goes "bags first"!

"-I work in high temperatures."..soem work in the burning fire it self, and never complain.

"-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation."...well you are to short to reach the other end, opviousely no one of your kind can, so get over it.

The responnse:
"-You do not work 8 hours straight."..la embala, just different asignments.

"-You fall asleep after brief work periods."...for God sake, its a recharge time.


"-You will retire well before you are 65."...well,I guess by this time the work place will be SHUT DOWN, will be mat7af.

"-You are unable to work double shifts."...when there is the right kind of encoragement, they will work overtime, o 5afarat, o graveyard shift...

"-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task."...never heard complaints, so what the hell..the jobs are done.

Now this is the really killed me.....REALLY

"-You have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags."...elsho`3ol o el3edda the tools..and the materials all in this bags, and they never get in the work sight,always leave them at the door..I dont even think its possible..men will be terrified..

June 21, 2007 at 1:00 AM  

loooooooooooooool

I finally got it!

June 21, 2007 at 6:06 AM  

HILARIOUS!

Mr. P.Niss is SOOOO underestimated!

June 21, 2007 at 10:19 AM  

looool!

June 22, 2007 at 1:34 AM  

لوووووووووووووووول

بوست حدا حدا ممتع
بصراحه يوم اليمعه الظهر وقمته
صصصصصصصج

رديتي رووووووحي

تسلميييييييييين

:)

June 22, 2007 at 2:48 PM  

its cute to see all the males defending MR.P.niss....not a single one admitted to any of the accusations

June 22, 2007 at 8:43 PM  

ROFL...hahaha...thanks..I needed a good laugh today.

Looooove the two suspicious looking bags part...hahahah

Oh boy, can't stop laughing.

June 23, 2007 at 9:18 PM  

Man... I sometimes tell those same responses to people who work with me :)

June 23, 2007 at 10:29 PM  

ghasheema..ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh hathy eldenya, Allah yaldenyaaaaa..

al7een 9erna males, 9ar esemna males o bas, reyayeel ya baba sheno males...dyacha??

June 24, 2007 at 1:15 AM  

Looooooool
When I started reading I thought that I might have miss read the word but when I got to the end I realized that I was right :)

You seemed angry for some reason.
I wish you all the best with ur exams.

Well as for me I'm done with all my exams I know that I've passed all my exams and now I can say that I'm officially a graduate :D

June 24, 2007 at 10:54 AM  

Ghaseema: Well we did asmit to the protective clothing at times u know it kinda removes the pleasure from work
It was a funny joke.. but u know that no males have these problems its just a joke

June 24, 2007 at 12:15 PM  

hi doc !

June 24, 2007 at 5:03 PM  

Vinnie: ya7lelik......thanks for the explanation lol



and eshda3wa....r u okay sweetie..buried under all the books and paper...allah y3enich sweetie...meta teftakeen inshallah :)

I wanna come in for a clean up :)

June 25, 2007 at 3:34 AM  

Enti waynik ya doc, haven't u finished exams yet? We miss u!!

June 25, 2007 at 11:20 AM  

hehehehhehehhehehe ok this made my day!! 7ada funny!!!!!!

June 26, 2007 at 10:12 AM  

lool. the "not observing safety regulations" remind me of Homer simpson in the nuclear plant of Mr. Burns.

hahahah

June 28, 2007 at 2:22 AM  

eshda3wa ..c'mon!!!...old...old....and old...You're a smart girl...write!!

June 28, 2007 at 2:55 AM  

Course, I'm not writing anything myself these days, so who am I to criticise? ;)

June 28, 2007 at 2:57 AM  

laaaa! mahgeet hal kalam menech!

It's funny though :P

June 28, 2007 at 5:09 AM  

you've been away for far too long, esada3wa.

we miss you.

June 28, 2007 at 4:18 PM  

chinna time for a new post?:p

June 29, 2007 at 6:15 PM  

I have a Mr. P.Niss in the company.. and i vouche for him... works triple 8 hour shifts, follows instructions... and always does a great job..... Thanks for his assistant Mr. V. IAGRA

June 30, 2007 at 10:42 AM  

blogging world and bloggers miss their precious eshda3wa .. *HUGS*

June 30, 2007 at 12:28 PM  

n.
la u have to say something

commentor
lol
thankx i should add em on the list!

happy wolf
:)

D&G
yalla love me forever, my friend sent it to me oo i copy pasted it to here :)
does that count as plagarisim?

new bride
glad u liked it

elijah
i should have, bs now im done el7mdelaa

outlaw
it aint bad
but the truth hurts

true faith
thankx will get to it inshallah

Prem
lol
ahaa i bet it is

ghasheema
athbatay inich ghasheema
lol

July 1, 2007 at 9:55 AM  

do0da
:)

common_sense
inshallah

marzouq
are u now?! hmmm
i have to dsagree

enigma
gla u like it

mishmisha
it sure is !

vinnie
pure genius i tell ya

KJ
loooooooool
calm down dude!!

shaima alkendari
loooooooooooooooool
ummm yeah ...

shoosha
loool
3al aqal u got it at the end

nomad
glad u liked it

July 1, 2007 at 10:02 AM  

um-mit3ib
laa yam3awda moo shay!

nonowa
lool
no plz do ;)

missy
7ayateee
how r u girl
hehe 7elwa mo

ms loala
but funny nasty

omtanoo7
loool
no need for pretences

reem
yaaay v.g cheerleading
lemme join
go go v.gina!!

kella met2akher
lol
i knew u were gna have a feild day with this
who appointed u the na6eq elrasme!
just accept the truth for what it is dude!

miyafushi
lol
6awaltay?
but its good no?

kinan
is he now?
wala mayndara

dandoon
:D

July 1, 2007 at 10:10 AM  

Lawyer
glad u liked it
hehe

ghasheema
like that would happen in a million years
aham shay KM
lol

magical droplets
glad i was able tomake u smile :)

hitman
loool

kella late
haw kho nafs elshay!

Gloomy
i am done done dOoooNe!!
feels so GOOD

vinne
no males have this problem?
ummm
yah they do!

grey
new blog?

ghasheema
hey girl
eeeh wallah i had some pretty tough ones
bs kani home im done :)

elijah
ana kani :)
:***

July 1, 2007 at 10:21 AM  

princess
glad u liked it

hamza
loool

mise
i will i will
soon enough

reeko
hehehe
it is!

prem
i finished exams 2 days ago :D

dandoon
tamreen amer!

zed
loooooool
good 1

missy
i miss u tooo
HUG

July 1, 2007 at 10:25 AM  

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