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April 14, 2008

10 Things I Vow Never To Do




* Inspired by GE&B*

1- Wear a skirt over my pants

2- Vote for waleed 6ab6aba2i

3- Fight in public

4- Have a ball under my 7jab and think i look sexy, then pin the front part so that i look like Rambo the bimbo version

5- Marry for money

6- Combine blue, purple, and yellow eyeshadow + red lipstick + tattoo my eyebrows!
(unless I'm taking part in a horror film)

7- Befriend someone just so I can benefit from them

8- Do something just to impress people and show off

9- Wear fishnet stockings

10- Forward an email, post a video or relay a conversation that exploits someone (elsiter zain)

So what 10 things would you never do?
posted by eshda3wa at 12:00 AM

57 Comments:

I don't get the ball under the hijab thing....and actually ive seen styles wear women wear ahort skirts over a pair of jeans. May sound funny but they actually looked nice!
ok heres mine:

1. Refuse pizza.
2. Drink or smoke
3. Give up watching horror and action films
4. Wear skin tight pants
5. To pretend i'm something that i'm not.
6. Chase after girls like a maniac
7. Chase after guys like a maniac :S
8. Waste food
9. Not spend 10 minutes brushing my teeth in the morning
10. Lie to people (inshallah)

April 14, 2008 at 12:19 AM  

loool on 1 and 10 ...

April 14, 2008 at 12:23 AM  

ren
i guess you have to be in kuwait to understand it.
As for skirt over pants
id rather stick to one item at a time!

Grey
10 wasnt like that
but i got a very disturbing email and i took a vow never to be one of those ppl that ruin reputations just for the hell of it!

April 14, 2008 at 12:43 AM  

1,4(when at7jab), and 6. hehehehhehehee I vow NEVER to do that EVER EVER! Nice list. I actually agree with it all.

April 14, 2008 at 1:34 AM  

fourme
im glad u do
makes me like u even more than i already do! ;)

April 14, 2008 at 1:41 AM  

10 was thoughtful, well done

April 14, 2008 at 3:51 AM  

4- who wears a ball under their hijab?!

9- Those are hot ... :)


you know, vows get broken sometimes! so reconsider #s 9 and 6 :P

April 14, 2008 at 5:04 AM  

The 7ijab thing..offfff...I hate it!

April 14, 2008 at 7:07 AM  

1) I agree...
2) I agree...
3) I did that in high school...
4) looool, I agree...
5) I want a sugarmama
6) Traffic Light loool
7) true...
8) true..
9) what the hell?
10)I don't do forwards, at all!

April 14, 2008 at 7:21 AM  

1- Wear a skirt over my pants


YES YES THANK YOU! Finally a sane woman!

April 14, 2008 at 9:22 AM  

I like your post!
and I agree with every point in it

April 14, 2008 at 9:41 AM  

AMBAIH! i love u lol

i agree with all!

and i vow never to wear leggings with 7jab ewwwww

April 14, 2008 at 10:01 AM  

tiger
thanks

iman
4- people with no sense of fashion

9- maybe for the bedroon NEVER in public!

hehe
NEVER

big pearls
me too!! UGLY

marzouq
aham shay el sugar mama lol
*starts singing gold digger*

kj
haha
thanks

ansam
glad u do!

April 14, 2008 at 10:04 AM  

soul
love u too
hehe
ee we3!
i should add that to my list!

April 14, 2008 at 10:05 AM  

1. never wear skirt over pants
2. i agree
3. i totally agree
4. we3 we3 we3....
5. mmmmmmmmaybe I would ;PpPp .. no I don't think I could...
6. but what if you were going to go to a halloween party as a drag queen... ? Is that acceptable.. ;P
7. that is cruel...
8. I like to be the center of attention... is that showing off....?!
9. wait I wear my fishnet stockings when I work at night at the alley in the corner... ;p
10. forward an email, post a vide or relay a converstation that insults someone else's math-hab or religion... I hate those emails...

April 14, 2008 at 10:30 AM  

LOL...as to the ball in the 7ijab, I heard it was empty yoghurt cans. Hmmm...maybe its a wallet, or new mobile technology...(ET PHONE HOME)

April 14, 2008 at 10:30 AM  

Whats that in the picture? lol.

Great List.

April 14, 2008 at 11:05 AM  

loooooooool

ambeeeeeeeeeeeeh :)

I wear a short skirt fog my pants sometimes !! shasaweeee .. some shirts are waaay to short ... ma yenfa3 weya el 7ajab lazem shy 6eweel :)

bs 5oooosh list

April 14, 2008 at 11:15 AM  

Loooool at all of them lool!

what made you think of fishnet stockings? are people wearing them in Kuwait?? *horror look*

LoL at the skirt thing.. i never understood it.. well if they really ant to wear a short slkit, they can always wear it at home.. why over pants??

el tatoo 7aram, don't people know??! or it became 7alal?!!

April 14, 2008 at 11:26 AM  

hamitaf
lol
aham shay drag queen oo working the street corner
girl what kind of movies do u watch
lol

q80
lool
actually there is a lot of mystery surrounding the bump under the 7jab!
unidentified object!

skinny
something i never want to be!

cat
then buy a longer shirt
or just wear a skirt
do NOT combine both!!

shosho
yes they are!
can u believe it
in broad daylight!
with 7jab ba3ad!
oo i dont think these ppl care ena 7aram aw 7alal

April 14, 2008 at 11:38 AM  

very good blog, congratulations
regard from Catalonia Spain
thank you

April 14, 2008 at 11:43 AM  

this is the second time i see you mention an islamist parliaments member, im neither with or against them but i think you made your point loud and clear about that :)


ps: nobody likes fish-stockings :)

April 14, 2008 at 1:14 PM  

Thats cool :)

Hmm i need to think of mine though. :P

April 14, 2008 at 1:28 PM  

#9 is something I would do .. it's in fashion you know :P

April 14, 2008 at 1:39 PM  

Its all good..But 4 & 8, I really agree with you..

April 14, 2008 at 2:45 PM  

I'M SO WITH YOU 3ALA #2!

April 14, 2008 at 3:24 PM  

té la má maria-reus
hello spain!!
glad you like my blog
and your welcome here anytime!!

ahmed
oh iv mentioned them a lot more than twice! ;)
and ud be surprised at how many ppl like em!
ew!

G
think and tell!

3abeer
yanhar abyad!
lol

KM
hehe
glad u do!

amethyst
wohoo!
good!

April 14, 2008 at 3:58 PM  

You came up with some really good ones. I think you are very brave, making a list with ten things. When I say "i'll never . . ." (do something), sure enough, I find myself in a situation where I do that very thing. You are SO brave!

April 14, 2008 at 5:25 PM  

intlxptr
thank u
i actually made sure that everything that went on the list did not have a 1% chance of occurring
im a very determined person ;)

April 14, 2008 at 5:42 PM  

Ok I do wear a Denim skirt on top of my pants and I dig do wear a big Clip underneath my sheila cause it holds it good....But I dont close it weirdly.

I 2nd you for all the rest babes

April 14, 2008 at 6:27 PM  

zainoba
i place a pin to hold my shela in place
but i don't make a straight line across my forehead
as for the jeans and the denim skirt, i guess its a matter of taste
a big no for me

April 14, 2008 at 6:38 PM  

LOOOL @ number 4!!! i laffed so hard i think i tore something!

lets see..

1. smoke again
2. wear fake nails
3. talk bout someone (especially ones i work with) behind their back
4. make a scene
5. wear yellow
6. marry someone im not in love with (thank God i am engaged to the love of my life)
7. eat fellow mammals. (yes im a vegetarian)
8. ppl please!
9. wear a 'modern' 7ijab consisting of second skin clothes, pounds of makeup, and barely there head scarves
10. last but not least, i will never take time for granted. every moment counts, and every minute is one to be lived to the fullest.

April 14, 2008 at 7:13 PM  

haha #2 so true me too plus all the above

April 14, 2008 at 8:29 PM  

zedai thses 3ali 3indch..
1. wear thong
2. ultra mini skirt
3. plastic surgery
4. exercise for more than an hour
5. eat Banak, onion, cayenne pepper, candy, crackers etc my food hate list wont stop...
6. understand or digest conservatives mind!
7. can't say I love you if i hate you

April 14, 2008 at 8:43 PM  

who on earth wears a skirt fog their pants ?

April 14, 2008 at 9:19 PM  

proud
i would never wear fake nails either
they look so ew!
but if i feel im being taken advantage of ill definitely make a scene!
dont mess with eshda3wa!

fadidra
i understand conservative minds, and i respect them for their beliefs, i just have a problem when they try to control my life the way they see fit
live and let live.

April 14, 2008 at 9:21 PM  

slai7e6
they are all over the place!

April 14, 2008 at 9:22 PM  

Haaaa looooooool! it's not funny.. those stockings ar elike prostitutes thing ewww!

April 15, 2008 at 12:05 AM  

hmm,
should I wear pants?
or should I wear a skirt?
MAYBE I'LL WEAR BOTH! looool
:D this post made me laugh my ass
off 3a our ma9khara past!

:*

April 15, 2008 at 12:29 AM  

i agree with all ur tens..
i also vow never do the "evil eyebrow" look... do they seriously think its flattering?!

April 15, 2008 at 12:45 AM  

Very nice list!!

I might tag myself and post mine in my blog :)

April 15, 2008 at 4:20 AM  

1- Wear a skirt over my pants

looool. that cracked me up :p

9- Wear fishnet stockings

i find those hot in a very slutty way :(

April 15, 2008 at 7:08 AM  

Oh lookie here! I'm soo excited! We share many of the same sensibilities. Except for fishnet stockings..I love them!!

April 15, 2008 at 12:06 PM  

shosho
they are kind of slutty

NQ
7ayateee
i thought of that when i wrote it
hahahahaa! :***

journal entry
i knoww
its UGLY

angelo
please do!

moniker
they are!!

g.e&b
i think fishnet stocking are strictly for the bedroom with lingerie

April 15, 2008 at 12:37 PM  

These are the 10 things I will never do,

1. Cross a red traffic light.
2. Never while I am alive touch/take Drugs(Heroine, cocaine, etc...)
3. Not to hurt someone's feeling in anyway.
4. to not piss of my parents.
5. get into meaningless fight.
6. not give a damn about people.
7. never ever do what the 3agad does
8. never vote for anyone.
9. To never speak French or learn it.
10. Never by a pirated cd's.

April 15, 2008 at 3:23 PM  

eeeeeeeeeeee have you noticed this ball under 7jab trend ?? weeeeeeee3whats that ????? they look like a giraffe !! :D

April 15, 2008 at 4:26 PM  

1) not to fall in love or get married who doesnt know english much.
2)get back to wicca worship.
3) do cutting.
4) run away home in the middle of the night.
5) stop helping friends for studies.
6) watch eeeem
7) forget date of birthdays.
8) go out alone.
9) listen to beethoven's songs.
10) wear skirt.

April 15, 2008 at 7:49 PM  

1- Run/drive after girls asking them to take my number.

2- Go to malls on holidays evenings.

3- Switch back to Windows OS.

4- Give people, especially foreigners, impression of barbarian manners like 3agad do.

5- Disrespect elder people.

6- Call in sick when I'm not.

7- Be in a car without wearing seatbelt.

8- Spike my hair, have a so-called aesthetic head/face shave, or wear "queers-only" fashion like we see nowadays. Yes, you won't see my boxers hanging out.

9- Never become a third-party in some people's arguments / misunderstandings or be "fa3il 5air" without being asked to.

10- Miss a prayer or any of the pillars.

April 15, 2008 at 8:54 PM  

Hi! I am a first time visitor here. I wanted to ask for u to clarify # 5.

5- Marry for money

Is it like, Marry for money ONLY? or just marry for money generally, like it is not even something u consider at all ?

cool blog though, keep it up!

April 15, 2008 at 10:33 PM  

Totally off topic...i have a thing against tattooed eyebrows too...bs the other my friend who has really light eyebrows 7a6at henna... mashallah wayid 7ilo....i didnt expect it to look like that...aslan madri they even did that. Dunno itha yaglib il lon orange b3dain tho.

April 15, 2008 at 11:55 PM  

G
i cant believe ur not voting!
what a shame!

navy girl
more like aliens!

dr paula
wats do cutting?
what do u cut?
and whats eeem?

criticizer
i totally love the seatbelt thing!
two thumbs up!

mmk080
hello
welcome to my blog
im so glad u like it

i would never marry someone just because they have money

if i fall in love with someone and they happen to be rich, i wouldnt mind

DR
7ena?
really?
wallah wanasa!
khos fekra!

April 16, 2008 at 1:57 AM  

whats wrong with forwards? *clueless*

April 16, 2008 at 4:30 AM  

yes i used to cut my wrist bs mo 7ail so it wont bleed more or die and its been along time @@ and eeem i cant say rlly

April 16, 2008 at 12:52 PM  

yousef
lol

dr paula
well i hope u never cut em again

April 20, 2008 at 2:58 AM  

i actually like fishnet stocking :P wore them last time for an istigbal heheh but hey i respect ur opinion :P i vow inshalah lama at7ajab to never put another head over my head (did u know that a woman once put a teddy bear under there not kidding there were witnesses)

April 20, 2008 at 8:10 AM  

1) Have to try that!
2) Don't know who he is, but i wouldn't vote for Bush either!
3) Oops, only once in high school. I am usually quite well mnnedered & contained.
4) Now that is the first thing i am gonna try & go to the emsowar & get some pics done ;)
5) Hell i'ma lookin but not potential "buyers" that r up to my standerds yet, got another few yrs left b4 i have 2 be serious.
6) I actually did that once & had the matchin nail polish, it didn't look hidious. I pulled it off quite well! i am secial lik that ;)
7) Do that all the time. It is a big money saver. TRUST ME!
8) Girl! You are missing out! Don't u want ppl to know who u r?? Ya gotta step ur game up & put ur self out there. Shlon wa7ed ra7 yadri 3anich??
9) That u can do & be classy about it.. or turn out lookin lik a $20 hooker. Your choice.
10) Waaaaaaaii! That is my most favoritiest past time! YaaaaaaY!! Gossip!

ALOT OF SARCASIM & 6UNAZING WAS INVOLVED IN THE WRITING OF THIS. SOME IS SERIOUS SOME ISN'T IF U CANT TELL, LEMME KNOW!

April 27, 2008 at 11:48 AM  

How will the nightmare, exhausted all comply

December 10, 2010 at 11:33 PM  

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