eshda3wa

March 27, 2007

Patience with my patients

Patient # 1- The tuna and onions lady
U have already met her
Age: 19

Me: (examining her mouth)

When was the last time u brushed ur teeth?
Patient:
ummmm well…

** after a while u learn the signs of trouble, when u ask someone when they brushed their teeth and the answer isn’t this morning, u have a long day ahead

Me:
well?
Patient:
to tell u the truth Dr, I have never brushed
Me:
never?
Patient:
never, and I have been smoking since I was 12
Me:
nice
(starts picking tuna)

Patient #2: Deceiving smile

*I walk into the clink, pick a case file, peek at the dental history, one filling in 10 years!
Yeah baby! A clean one! Easy job

Me:
Hello ma'am, I'm just going to take down your medical history before I start work
Patient: alright

Me :
Do u suffer from any diseases, Diabetes, High blood pressure..
Patient:
I have HIV & AIDS
*Why me God why! *smile at patient
Me:Just a Minuit ma'am
(I don’t know if I should be dealing with this)
*I look for the supervisor
Me:
Dr, my patient has HIV and AIDS, I never worked with an AIDS patient and I'm nervous
Supervisor:
just change ur gloves get the surgical ones
Me:
that’s it?
Supervisor:
Dr eshda3wa please don’t keep your patient waiting
The woman was really nice, she kept telling me to be careful, be careful.
Khatamt elquraan wana I was working!

Patient # 3:
Masturbating maniac
Me:
(working on the patient)
Maniac:
DR ur beautiful
Me:
sir please don’t talk while I work or I mite hurt you
Maniac:
Dr u have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen
Me:
(I try not to puncture his tongue!)
*strange movement, I look up and the maniac has his fly open masturbating!!!
( scream, run away, and call security)

Patient # 4: B
iting Beast

I don’t work with kids yet, but to avoid work in my own clinic I always go play with the kids, my friend calls me
Friend:
eshda3wa ur good with kids, come help me, hes crying and wont let me work
Me:
sure!
*I go to the kid, calm him down, blow up a glove into a balloon, soon were playing thumbs war
Me:
will u let the nice Dr look into ur mouth?
Beast:
no I want you
Me:
OK ill do it
* I put one finger into his mouth and
CLAMP!
The beast bites my finger!
Me:
aAaAaaAaaaH let go let GOO!!


Patient # 5 : a$$

a$$: Dr. your working on the wrong tooth
Me: excuse me?
a$$: that's not the one that hurts me, its the one after it
Me: the one I'm working on has caries
a$$: But the one behind it bleeds when i brush
Me: but the one I'm working on is the one that needs fixing
*shows him the x-ray
Patient: you obviously don't know what your doing, this tooth doesn't hurt me!
Me: there is nothing wrong with the tooth after it
Patient: I demand a second opinion
(second opinion? is he serious? its a damn superficial caries, its a joke, not a damn surgery!)




And I have a lot more where that came from!
The guy who thought I was too short
The guy who tried to sell me weed
The woman who started breast feeding
The guy who spat at me

The guy who fell in love with me
But ill leave those for another post

posted by eshda3wa at 2:36 AM

60 Comments:

Oh My God! i am sorry for you! is this what my orthodontist does through? ?*shy* i guessed her age right and i asked when's her birthday! and she started laughing! and i was asking innocently honest...:P come think of it i have an apointment this sunday! i feel so bad!

Good eshda3wa! As long as you're loving it



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you are aren't you?
Juuuust checking!

looool

March 27, 2007 at 3:19 AM  

looooooooooooooooooooooooool
i took breaks while reading ur post
ba6any 3awarny from patient to patient!
allah yi3eenich 9ara7a oo ywafgich

March 27, 2007 at 5:06 AM  

hahahha! so funny,, 7araam. My god ashwa inna i'm not a dentist. Hey, at least it pays well :)

March 27, 2007 at 5:48 AM  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You can't be serious about patient number 3, can you? Note to self: Ask if your dentist has a blog. Mob nag9een fe'6aye7 loooool.
I really need to go to a dentist :-S
These stories are actually encouraging, I'll try to freak out my dentist. Maybe I'll dye my teeth with fake blood LOOL

March 27, 2007 at 5:56 AM  

Where the hell is this? Do you work in Kuwait?

and I thought my students were bad!

Poor you!!

March 27, 2007 at 7:41 AM  

OMG is that for reaaal...daaamn :s how long have u been a dentist, it seems like u have a weird situation everydaay :s
allah yekoon ma3aaki walla...good luck :p
i will be waiting for the next post about the other situations...a guy who spat on u, this seems intresting...

March 27, 2007 at 9:34 AM  

ya am also looking forward for the one who tried to sell u weed...loool man that will be funny...

March 27, 2007 at 9:37 AM  

loooool walah it is fun

Good luck dear :) o alaah y3eenich

March 27, 2007 at 9:49 AM  

loooooooooooool..

One of your best posts really.

I can't believe you had patients like Patient 2 & 3. Patient 5 is your very typical Arab guy.

I am also looking for the guy who tried to sell you weed, and the one who thinks you are short..

That's gonna be reaaaaaaally fun :D

March 27, 2007 at 10:24 AM  

wow! you experienced alomst everything :D

goodluck!

BTW.. the guy who fell in love with you.. it was me ;P *broken heart*

March 27, 2007 at 11:23 AM  

That was hilarious :D

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

You've got a fun job... And the masturbating dude, original! :p

March 27, 2007 at 11:35 AM  

ha ha ha ha !!!

this is the first time I knwo thats dentist could have such these stories !!
so wiered !!

Allah y3eenech

March 27, 2007 at 11:56 AM  

OMG!! What a hilarious post! And one of your best one too.
Was that PT. 3 real?? Can't really believe it.
As for the biting beast, I ahev seen something like this. I had gone for a dental checkup, and a kid biting the dentist's finger. And let me tell you everyone except the doc was amused....

March 27, 2007 at 12:52 PM  

lol...should be required reading for all prospective dentists...

All I ever do is choke out uuugg ...aaah ...nnnnnnn....to the continuous questions of my chatty ortho.

March 27, 2007 at 1:43 PM  

sell you weed Looooooooooooooooooooool .

patient 3 killed me...

xlant post you made my day

3 cheers

March 27, 2007 at 2:13 PM  

Dyke
actually the sad truth is i am NOT loving it, not even an itsy bitsy bit, which makes it 1000 times harder!

yazeed
glad my misery amuses u, hehehe
i get really pissed when these things happen
but now that i think of it
it is funny
oo allah ywafg eljamee3

enigma
it BETTER pay well! the hell these ppl put me thru!

3zayez
blood does not freak dentists out, its nothing, we are immune to it.
and DO NOT freak ur dentist out! remember we can hurt u!

elijah
bet ur students look pretty good to u rite now
no im not working in kuwait
still a student
allah yaster when i do work!

saudi
yep its very real!
and i havent been a dentist for long! its my first year do to clinical work, and yeah its pretty much every day that i get a whack job!

new bride
fun? not exactly the word ide choose !
thankx

hamza
lol!
glas it amused u!
ya its all real, and u have seen nothing yet!

hussain
everything? nope my Prof says this is just the tip of the icebrg!
alot more ahead!
awww! hussain la teftha7 3mrik ya 7athy!

kinan
again, fun would be my word of choice!
oh ya and u think he would have stopped when i screamed! NOPE securtiy had to zip him up themselves!

kuw_son
oh yeah, we dentist enshoof el3ajayb!
alah y3een eljamee3

sene
as funny as it looks, having someone try to bite ur finger off is NOT fun!! it hurts!
pt 3 was disturbing, i avoided all male patients for 2 weeks, till i got the breast feeding lady, so i switched back!

mise
u sound like a good patient :)
ya they should give u a heads up b4 u apply 4 dental skool

mosan mosan
oooh then u would have loved my drunk patient today, he started singing to me while my hand was in his mouth!
anytime u feel down, tell me, ill tell u a few uplifting stories
3 cheerz to 2

March 27, 2007 at 3:05 PM  

LOL omg! this is sooo funny! i asked my friends to check out this post lol
the nicknames u gave them? are just hilarious lol

ur post made my day!! can't wait for part 2!

March 27, 2007 at 3:10 PM  

Oh ! i love those moments when you have to face the dumb customers but pretend all polite..and have those 'laught to death' once they leave...

March 27, 2007 at 4:38 PM  

KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaK!! 7ad el ma9kharaa.. ee walah a7la sowalef hal sowalef.. Sowalef el patients ma etkhale9 kelesh :)

Bada3aw fech hehehe and sure i'm waiting for more events.. Funny post :)

March 27, 2007 at 5:36 PM  

lol @ the masturbator!

you should have yanked his front teeth out :P

March 27, 2007 at 6:14 PM  

lol laaaaaaaaaaaaa not for real kel hathaa ey9eer with you wainga3daa teshtaglain enty makoo wa7ed 9a7ee :P laa wlaah ga3at a9'7ak lamaa gelt bs theba7teeny walaa

anaa kent gayelch abeech etsawean le cleaning bs now laa chenee hawant :P

yalaa ma3alih shedy 7aylch oo alaah ey3eench ;)

March 27, 2007 at 7:28 PM  

Patient 1:
That is horrible, she never brushed her teeth! I bet her breath smells like ****. And god she started smocking at a very young age x_x

Patient 2:
Allah y3afeha wala yeblana.

Patient 3:
Bala fe shaklo illy ma yasta7y.

Patient 4:
Children are little beasts (remembers her two little cousins)

Patient 5:
Esh yb'3a hatha. As if he is telling you what to do. I hate it when ppl y3alomonik ish howa sho'3lik , god they get on my nerves.

I'm looking forward to the coming post :D

March 27, 2007 at 8:00 PM  

ROFL... HAHAHAHAHAHAH pooooor eshda3waa *hugs* .. :|

Patient#2: arent HIV and AIDS, the same? :p

Patient#3: WUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!! :| omg hahahahhahaha.... u serious?!?!?! :p how gross!!!!! what did the security gaurds do!? looollllllll

Allaaah e3enich el 9ara7a! balwa mo martha! :p

March 27, 2007 at 8:26 PM  

LMAO..Plz tell me you work in kuwait..I wanna top your pateints ;)

9ig crazy..Wanaasaaa..The masterbating guy was just ...waaaa3..:P

March 27, 2007 at 8:52 PM  

u know I only go to a clinic where im actually #1.. for real i have the first file! this way i feel special :p

March 27, 2007 at 10:26 PM  

Dr eshda3wa: am jealous!! i want patients with HIV and AIDS!! i want it all!! wala u have no idea how much i want to become a doctor!!

March 28, 2007 at 12:29 AM  

L's brain
glad to make ur day sweety, believe me they did NOT make my day!!

happy wolf
its getting harder and harder to pretend!
my god!

zizo
ya im sure u understand n go thru the same stuff
but believe me the moment they occur is NOT funny... yeeeee a7es banatif 3mry!

skunk
i should have bashed his face in for him the b@sTard!

cosimfree911
3ala golat my prof, this is the tip of the ice berg, apparently i have seen nothing yet!
oo laish ethawen?? elpatiens ele mo 9a7yeen mo ana!!

gloomy
aaaaaaaakh ya galby! they all get on my nerves! i seriously need anger management min warahum!
9abrik ayoob!!

missy
HIV is the virus that may cause AIDS

pt 3 was a disgusting pervert!

<--- hug :**

lilacs
wanasa haa!
ana awareech
laa im still in skool, gimme a couple years wagoolich etyeene in q8

bu ziyad
if ur nothing like my patients im sure u r very special

March 28, 2007 at 12:40 AM  

Sumo
im sure ur gna become one of the greatest doctors ever!
elmohandis elDR sumo :**
u will do it i kow u will

oo allah la eyeeblik pt fee hiv oo aids! esmila 3alaik!

March 28, 2007 at 12:41 AM  

not wink at sars? fine.
i guess i'll do it here.. WINKwink
:P
wait.. umm,
so you have aids?
i dont wanna eat and sleep with you anymore, sorry.
ciao
it was nice knowing you btw.

March 28, 2007 at 1:53 AM  

lolll im tryn not to laugh cuz last time i went thru shit u didnt laugh at me bes ahahahhahaahahahhhahaha sorry im not as good as you :P

March 28, 2007 at 2:58 AM  

ahawean 3ashan al nas elly ga3daa weyaaho al7ean laykoon et9erean methelhom :P LOL jk traa lamaa al7ean na6rech ;)

March 28, 2007 at 3:43 AM  

i couldnt read the rest of ur post bcz of the 1st patient .. ya3ni 9ij OMG ,, how did u stand the smell of her mouth "YAKH" =/

March 28, 2007 at 6:59 AM  

ALLAH y3eenich....I cant imagine how awful ur job is....I really hope u like it



patient #1

thats just sick and disguesting...weeeeeeeeee3...I am picturing browinsh yellowish teeth




Patient#2

what goes around comes around....I dont feel bad for him...he shouldnt have messed around in the first place....weeeeeeee3

patient#3

sleemah saketah...how low can he get....ham weeeeeeeeeeeeee3


patient#4

sheno salleftah..I dont remember :D

March 28, 2007 at 7:35 AM  

It sounds like Saudia Arabia. Have you ever correlated how initially superficial the characters you confront eventually become their true selves is a direct reflection of the society you live and work in?

What an intrinsically interesting look into the mentality of the people you described through dentistry.

www.tantalize.wordpress.com

March 28, 2007 at 8:13 AM  

lol!! This post just cracked me up!!
Is each one of them a real incident?

And why do people keep on harrassing you??

Supervisor: Dr. eshda3wa please don’t keep your patient waiting. <<<< lol @ Dr. eshda3wa!

great post, I like!

March 28, 2007 at 9:24 AM  

Oh my God; You poor thing :S

This is a tuff job indeed!

March 28, 2007 at 9:34 AM  

is this in kuwait?

March 28, 2007 at 10:45 AM  

omg alla ysa3dich! load of khbal!

March 28, 2007 at 11:47 AM  

poor baby...

you should write a book! "world's worst patients"

March 28, 2007 at 1:12 PM  

niqa
ismila 3alay!! laish etfawleen! and so much for being my bestest friend! et9adgeen inich mal 6ag! 6akh 6eeekh!

do0da
zain ana awareeek!! lol , bs i understand.. its hard not to laugh at em! (hope ur laughing at them not me!!)

cosimfree911
wala shoof its only my first year and im nearly habing a nervous breakdown... fa its a big possibilty ene i go crazy ;P

honey
allah ykhalee my mask... cant smell a thing

Ghasheema
om 7amOoooOooD :****

aaaaakh ya albe... pt# 1 her gums were BLACK... we3 we3 allah ya2refha!

pt#3 la ta3leeeeeeeeq!! wai3a! n u think he stopped after i left?? security guys had to zip him up themselves!!

tantalize
how did u conclude its saudi? cz its not. Plus working in a university hospital means cheap service, so the ppl tht come are the ones that cant really afoord much of anything.. a certain not so happy class of ppl

nael
yep every one of em is very real, there just angry ppl!
its not always like that, i get half decent ones, but they are not fun to write about :)

True faith
yes it is, but im hopeing to get used to it with time

7asoon
lol scared?
its not in kuwait
but my firend say its not that much better in Q8, in fact in certain aspects its worse!

so welcome to the rest of ur life my friend

khalid jarrar
lol yes it is!! 7adhum khbaaal!

March 28, 2007 at 1:25 PM  

sponty onty
lol, thats not a bad idea, ymkin ykoon best seller oo i become rich and QUIT!

March 28, 2007 at 1:26 PM  

LOL seriuosly!! all of this for real

is this what happens!
heheheheh

i could not belive the guy masturbating!!!!!!

SHIT! this is tooo much!

allah e3enich 7bebty :*

March 28, 2007 at 2:47 PM  

OMG!!

poor you..
dentists are incredible.. seriously!

I mean the amount of things you have to put up with.

God Bless!!

March 28, 2007 at 3:42 PM  

lol my god, no wonder dentist's have the highest rate of suicide per career... j/k ;p

March 28, 2007 at 4:20 PM  

one of ur best posts, eshda3wa! sij sij tha7akteeeeeni LOL :p

i really really really admire your patience and the way you take those situations with a sense of humour lol

ya36eech el 3afya, Doc ;D

March 28, 2007 at 5:18 PM  

wink WINK wink WINK (enough, my eyes are tired now) when are we doing it? u know i lovve u!

March 29, 2007 at 1:37 AM  

OMG...i never knew it was THIS daunting!
I think you should get emotional distress compensation..like A LOT!

I bet you wake up in the morning and wonder..hmmm, what patient am i going to get today! At least in my job, the ONLY thing i have to worry about getting blown up :)

March 29, 2007 at 9:00 AM  

LOL
noway
6ab3an intay mo bilq8 musta7eel!

ambaih kila koom o malat il AIDS koom
law amoot ma jest-ha !

March 29, 2007 at 2:34 PM  

Before I ever let you work on my teeth you will have to promise me not to write a post about me!

Well God helps you with them and inshallah no more bad patients!

March 29, 2007 at 3:38 PM  

Time for a new post !

Waiting !

March 29, 2007 at 9:42 PM  

LOOOL @ patient# 3

3ala golat yadeti...we skhoona 7arah LOL

shar albaleyati ma yuth7ek =D

yalla new post to2obrini :D

March 30, 2007 at 1:58 AM  

no3ik
shayfa... hathy 7alah balah :S
thanks sweety

3abeer
me needs a hug

bored
i wouldnt be surprised!!

swair
hehe mo ohwa 7al min elathnain, ya amoot the7ek wela amoot bache...
glad u enjoyed em

niqa
love u MoOoRe!

mohammed
i totally agree with the emotional compensation

yaa u got an easy job ;P

cri8ivia
god 7ad i didnt want to deal with the aids pt.. bs i have no choice, i dont get to pick, and if i refuse it ide be in a whole lot of trouble
allah yjeerna inshallah :)

hopeless poet
hehehe khalas no posts about ur teeth ;)
inshallah !!

the tooth.fairy
tamreen amer
min @@

ghasheema
om 7amoood fedaiiiitich:**

March 30, 2007 at 2:44 AM  

Guess what!!!

you are taGGed

March 30, 2007 at 2:58 AM  

hehehehehheehhe:)))))
girl that's HILARIOUS:))))

as for the woman who has never brushed her teeth (i'm gagging),it's so kind of u to fix her teeth really!!how could she live with herself ya rabby!!how could her relatives put up with her!!!that's downright nauseous!!!

lotsa luv and god bless u sis

March 30, 2007 at 5:56 AM  

aaaahhhahahaha


walla this is a great post..!

I love dentistry.!
studying it is kinda a hard job..but it worth it..u'll get through alot with people..!


enjoy it

March 30, 2007 at 12:31 PM  

Reema
hehe glad u enjoyed it

she only came in to take out her wisdom tooth, but when the doc saw her he had to send her to get her teeth cleaned
allah ykhesha!

God bless
:***

hard to get
i wish i shared ur excitment!
it is really hard!

sometimes i think i reach a breaking point where i have to just step bak in take a deep breath :)

thanks 4 visiting :)
hope to see more of u

March 30, 2007 at 3:21 PM  

LOL and i thought general doctors had it bad!
Omg at #3, i still cant believe theres ppl who do that!

March 30, 2007 at 6:44 PM  

ren_crow
oh yeah, a patient opened his fly n peep in the clinic
ashwa it wasnt my patient.. and he was high :)

March 31, 2007 at 4:25 PM  

LOOL!! its not the one ur working on its next to it LOOOOL!!!

March 30, 2009 at 12:21 PM  

Omg! The people you see! Allah y3eenich. The worst one was that maniac! Seriously?!

August 26, 2009 at 5:43 PM  

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