eshda3wa
August 30, 2007
Just Be Average
My sister was wearing an AUK shirt today
it says on the front Be a C student ...
on the back it says
Cool
Civil
Confident
Comical
Credible
Creative
Caring
AUK
Learn Think Become
i think they ment:
Learn just enough to pass
Think like everyone else
Become average!
Shino Be a C student!!
please tell me the C stands for something extraordinary at the university!
Couldn't they come up with words beginning with A!
Be an A student??
Advanced
Amazing
Attentive
Awesome
Astounding
Admirable
Amicable
Adventurous
Accurate
and these are off the top of my head!
I'm sure they could have come up with a better motto instead of just be a C student!
whatever happened to high expectations!
it says on the front Be a C student ...
on the back it says
Cool
Civil
Confident
Comical
Credible
Creative
Caring
AUK
Learn Think Become
i think they ment:
Learn just enough to pass
Think like everyone else
Become average!
Shino Be a C student!!
please tell me the C stands for something extraordinary at the university!
Couldn't they come up with words beginning with A!
Be an A student??
Advanced
Amazing
Attentive
Awesome
Astounding
Admirable
Amicable
Adventurous
Accurate
and these are off the top of my head!
I'm sure they could have come up with a better motto instead of just be a C student!
whatever happened to high expectations!
August 26, 2007
So im Pregnant
That's how the conversation started, three simple words
My heart skipped a beat, shes not married, i didn't even know she was sexually active
she propped herself on the bed next to me
My head started spinning, what are we going to do?
Her father will kill her i swear, he will buy an electric chair and her mother will pull the switch!
OH my god oh my god oh my god
I tried not to let my face reflect the shock i was feeling
its time to be supportive
supportive of what?!!
she lay her head next to mine on the pillow her hand on her stomach
is she going to get an abortion?!!!
my stomach turned
i felt sick
i cant support her if she wants to kill the baby!
but shes my best friend!
who the hell knocked her up?!!
she must have been raped!
i cleared my throat and barely whispered "what?"
I'm pregnant she said again
your pregnant?
yes I'm pregnant with emotion, i feel suffocated
couldn't she have opened with that God damn it!!
i pulled the pillow from under her head and started to really suffocate her with it!
choose your words wisely people, you can give someone a heart attack!!
August 8, 2007
Toodles
ON VACATION
(be back soon)
August 1, 2007
Food Talk
My Girlfriends and i gathered at Y's house for a wonderful lunch
her mom as usual cooked us a delicious meal
this is how the conversation around the table took place
w: wow the food looks good! can i have a teaspoon please
me: why a teaspoon?
w: so i eat less
y: oh my god I'm gna have to spend all of tomorrow at the gym to burn what i ate!
a: you barely had two spoons!
me: s you want some beryane?
s: no i don't eat rice
me: some msakhan?
s: no i don't eat bread
me eating my warag 3nab
c: do u know how many calories ur putting in ur body
me: r u counting
c: yes
me: ur a freak
c: ur gna be sorry
me: shut up
z and D get into a debate about the best diet plan to follow
my 15 year old sister had some pasta she doesn't eat rice, or bread, she doesn't like chicken or meat, i have no idea what she eats!
this happens every time i sit down to have food with ANYONE
be it family or friends
the conversation always turns to diets, weight, gym, i don't know who lost how much
and oh my god i gained two kilos i don't deserve to live
it PISSES me off this obsession with weight!
life is just waaaay to short to waste this much time and energy worrying ur a size six and not a 2
GET OVER YOURSELF PEOPLE
if you dont want to get over yourself then please keep me out of it
I'm not interested in counting calories
cutting out carbs
or eating nothing but cucumbers for 3 days
i don't care if i loose 5 pounds
or gain 10
as long as I'm healthy and my pants fit fine
i am happy and content with the way i look
i aint no jessica alba (and wouldnt mind looking like her)
but im not going to kill myself in the process!
IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!
