eshda3wa
June 19, 2007
The Raise
The Day the P.NISS asked for a Raise
I, Mr. P.N I SS, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
-I do physical labor.
-I work at great depths.
-I plunge head first into everything I do.
-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
-I work in a damp environment.
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
-I work in high temperatures.
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear P Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
-You do not work 8 hours straight.
-You fall asleep after brief work periods.
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
-You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
-You do not take initiative
- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
-You will retire well before you are 65.
-You are unable to work double shifts.
-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all…
-You have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
June 12, 2007
Book review
THE ADULTERY CLUB
THE HUSBAND
THE WIFE
THE MISTRESS
who's side will you be on?
i finished this book in one day, not because it was so good i couldn't put it down, but because it pissed me off
It was interesting to see the different point of view of each character on the same situation
its a good read
id give it a 7-10
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Like brutal reality? a Hard look at the mind of a drunk addict, alcoholic and criminal?
Then this is definitely the book for you
I enjoyed the style of the author, his tone, and the picture he paints for the reader
in the words of the evening standard " Frey can write. Brilliantly. and if you don't think so, f*** you" keeping true the the word most used in the book
i give it a 10-10
buy it, read it!
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