eshda3wa
March 31, 2007
ORIGINAL KHALE9!
The Arabic version of Pimp My Ride
The Arabic version of ER
DaLe3 Sayartic
The Arabic version of ER
Awqat 7arejah
Starring yousra - can you imagine her running around in her heals trying to save lives?
I can't wait to see the Arabic version of Desperate Housewives!
Do Arabic TV people lack brains, imagination, and creativity? Why do they keep copying, and translating American and European TV shows?
Are we going to live to see the day when they finally come up with an idea of their own?
March 30, 2007
anotha TAG
Ive been tagged by miss dollz n Ghasheema
The Rule: “Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!”
1- i talk to my shoes (need i say more? this is weird enough!)
2- i name everything i own
3- if i wear certain perfumes i cant have certain food
4- My gums hurt when anyone cracks their knuckles
5- I have a driving phobia, i refuse to drive
6- I like sitting in total darkness
7- when i get depressed i sleep, i can do it for days
8- If I'm mad I'm more likely to write you than actually talk to you
9- I don't like coming into contact with people i don't know (i hate kissing women at gatherings)but with the people i love i am very physical (hugs n kisses)
10- If I'm talking to a person i use their name in the conv. alot ex: no yaflan, ana mo ga9de ya flan, bs ya flan... blah blah... a lil too much :)
I Tag The tooth fairy, Bal8ees, phoenix, Missy, Gloomy, lilacs
The Rule: “Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!”
1- i talk to my shoes (need i say more? this is weird enough!)
2- i name everything i own
3- if i wear certain perfumes i cant have certain food
4- My gums hurt when anyone cracks their knuckles
5- I have a driving phobia, i refuse to drive
6- I like sitting in total darkness
7- when i get depressed i sleep, i can do it for days
8- If I'm mad I'm more likely to write you than actually talk to you
9- I don't like coming into contact with people i don't know (i hate kissing women at gatherings)but with the people i love i am very physical (hugs n kisses)
10- If I'm talking to a person i use their name in the conv. alot ex: no yaflan, ana mo ga9de ya flan, bs ya flan... blah blah... a lil too much :)
I Tag The tooth fairy, Bal8ees, phoenix, Missy, Gloomy, lilacs
March 27, 2007
Patience with my patients
Patient # 1- The tuna and onions lady
U have already met her
Age: 19
Me: (examining her mouth)
When was the last time u brushed ur teeth?
Patient: ummmm well…
** after a while u learn the signs of trouble, when u ask someone when they brushed their teeth and the answer isn’t this morning, u have a long day ahead
Me: well?
Patient: to tell u the truth Dr, I have never brushed
Me: never?
Patient: never, and I have been smoking since I was 12
Me: nice
(starts picking tuna)
Patient #2: Deceiving smile
*I walk into the clink, pick a case file, peek at the dental history, one filling in 10 years!
Yeah baby! A clean one! Easy job
Me: Hello ma'am, I'm just going to take down your medical history before I start work
Patient: alright
Me : Do u suffer from any diseases, Diabetes, High blood pressure..
Patient: I have HIV & AIDS
*Why me God why! *smile at patient
Me:Just a Minuit ma'am (I don’t know if I should be dealing with this)
*I look for the supervisor
Me: Dr, my patient has HIV and AIDS, I never worked with an AIDS patient and I'm nervous
Supervisor: just change ur gloves get the surgical ones
Me: that’s it?
Supervisor: Dr eshda3wa please don’t keep your patient waiting
The woman was really nice, she kept telling me to be careful, be careful.
Khatamt elquraan wana I was working!
Patient # 3: Masturbating maniac
Me: (working on the patient)
Maniac: DR ur beautiful
Me: sir please don’t talk while I work or I mite hurt you
Maniac: Dr u have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen
Me: (I try not to puncture his tongue!)
*strange movement, I look up and the maniac has his fly open masturbating!!!
( scream, run away, and call security)
Patient # 4: Biting Beast
I don’t work with kids yet, but to avoid work in my own clinic I always go play with the kids, my friend calls me
Friend: eshda3wa ur good with kids, come help me, hes crying and wont let me work
Me: sure!
*I go to the kid, calm him down, blow up a glove into a balloon, soon were playing thumbs war
Me: will u let the nice Dr look into ur mouth?
Beast: no I want you
Me: OK ill do it
* I put one finger into his mouth and
CLAMP!
The beast bites my finger!
Me: aAaAaaAaaaH let go let GOO!!
Patient # 5 : a$$
a$$: Dr. your working on the wrong tooth
Me: excuse me?
a$$: that's not the one that hurts me, its the one after it
Me: the one I'm working on has caries
a$$: But the one behind it bleeds when i brush
Me: but the one I'm working on is the one that needs fixing
*shows him the x-ray
Patient: you obviously don't know what your doing, this tooth doesn't hurt me!
Me: there is nothing wrong with the tooth after it
Patient: I demand a second opinion
(second opinion? is he serious? its a damn superficial caries, its a joke, not a damn surgery!)
And I have a lot more where that came from!
The guy who thought I was too short
The guy who tried to sell me weed
The woman who started breast feeding
The guy who spat at me
The guy who fell in love with me
But ill leave those for another post
U have already met her
Age: 19
Me: (examining her mouth)
When was the last time u brushed ur teeth?
Patient: ummmm well…
** after a while u learn the signs of trouble, when u ask someone when they brushed their teeth and the answer isn’t this morning, u have a long day ahead
Me: well?
Patient: to tell u the truth Dr, I have never brushed
Me: never?
Patient: never, and I have been smoking since I was 12
Me: nice
(starts picking tuna)
Patient #2: Deceiving smile
*I walk into the clink, pick a case file, peek at the dental history, one filling in 10 years!
Yeah baby! A clean one! Easy job
Me: Hello ma'am, I'm just going to take down your medical history before I start work
Patient: alright
Me : Do u suffer from any diseases, Diabetes, High blood pressure..
Patient: I have HIV & AIDS
*Why me God why! *smile at patient
Me:Just a Minuit ma'am (I don’t know if I should be dealing with this)
*I look for the supervisor
Me: Dr, my patient has HIV and AIDS, I never worked with an AIDS patient and I'm nervous
Supervisor: just change ur gloves get the surgical ones
Me: that’s it?
Supervisor: Dr eshda3wa please don’t keep your patient waiting
The woman was really nice, she kept telling me to be careful, be careful.
Khatamt elquraan wana I was working!
Patient # 3: Masturbating maniac
Me: (working on the patient)
Maniac: DR ur beautiful
Me: sir please don’t talk while I work or I mite hurt you
Maniac: Dr u have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen
Me: (I try not to puncture his tongue!)
*strange movement, I look up and the maniac has his fly open masturbating!!!
( scream, run away, and call security)
Patient # 4: Biting Beast
I don’t work with kids yet, but to avoid work in my own clinic I always go play with the kids, my friend calls me
Friend: eshda3wa ur good with kids, come help me, hes crying and wont let me work
Me: sure!
*I go to the kid, calm him down, blow up a glove into a balloon, soon were playing thumbs war
Me: will u let the nice Dr look into ur mouth?
Beast: no I want you
Me: OK ill do it
* I put one finger into his mouth and
CLAMP!
The beast bites my finger!
Me: aAaAaaAaaaH let go let GOO!!
Patient # 5 : a$$
a$$: Dr. your working on the wrong tooth
Me: excuse me?
a$$: that's not the one that hurts me, its the one after it
Me: the one I'm working on has caries
a$$: But the one behind it bleeds when i brush
Me: but the one I'm working on is the one that needs fixing
*shows him the x-ray
Patient: you obviously don't know what your doing, this tooth doesn't hurt me!
Me: there is nothing wrong with the tooth after it
Patient: I demand a second opinion
(second opinion? is he serious? its a damn superficial caries, its a joke, not a damn surgery!)
And I have a lot more where that came from!
The guy who thought I was too short
The guy who tried to sell me weed
The woman who started breast feeding
The guy who spat at me
The guy who fell in love with me
But ill leave those for another post
March 25, 2007
Top 10 cars
10 of the most expensive cars in the world
Bugatti Veyron $1,700,000
Ferrari Enzo $1,000,000
Pagani Zonda C12 F $741,000
Koenigsegg CCX $600,910
Porsche Carrera GT $484,000
Mercedes SLR McLaren $455,500
Maybach 62 $385,250
Rolls-Royce Phantom $320,000
Lamborghini Murcielago $279,900
Aston Martin Vanquish $255,000
If you could afford a car, which car would you buy??
March 24, 2007
Good Read
I just finished reading this 92 page book, short and funny as hell!
I totally enjoyed it, its smart witty, and written with incredible humor
It's by the same author that wrote The Vagina Monologues, and this is even better.
Here are some exerpts from the preface:
In the midst of a war in Iraq, in a time of escalating global terrorism, when civil liberties are disappearing as fast as the ozone layer, when one out of three women in the world will be beaten or raped in her lifetime, why write a play about my stomach?
Maybe because my stomach is one thing I feel I have control over, or maybe because I have hoped that my stomach is something I could get control over. Maybe because I see how my stomach has come to occupy my attention, I see how other women’s stomachs or butts or thighs or hair or skin have come to occupy their attention, so that we have very little left for the war in Iraq—or much else, for that matter.
I have bought into the idea that if my stomach were flat, then I would be good, and I would be safe. I would be protected. I would be accepted, admired, important, loved.
March 21, 2007
Know whats weird
u know whats weird, i start reading blogs having no idea who the person is
and then suddenly it hits me, i know this person.
Like yesterday I'm reading a certain someones blog and BAM
oh mi god it couldn't be, could it?
it could! its the dude! the dude is over at our house 24/7 when we were kids
we grew up together.
Wala its fun
bs then i don't know if i should tell the person hey i know who u r or not
it excites me, its like a kinder surprise, but i don't know if its gna excite the other person, annoy them, OR their just gna think I'm weird :)
hehehe
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on a different note
Today I attended a seminar at uni, they had this guest speaker dude
a dentistry genius
He is lecturing on the advances they made in the field blah blah blah
i got bored after 3 minits
wasn't really listening to him
i was thinking about lunch, cz my stomach was singing fairooz tunes to me
THEN something caught my attention, the guy was talking about a vaccine against tooth caries!!
what what WHAT!!
is he for real??
he continues to say if things go right blah blah blah, dental caries will cease to exist!
excuse me!!
someone shoot the dude!
what is he trying to do!
kill the field of dentistry
this is a catastrophe
I'm gna be unemployed before i get a chance to get employed!!
oo ana laish thab7a 3mre balah
Mr bringing an end to caries!
u little $#*^$!!!!
what motivation! so what i should just take out operative dentistry from my curriculum, not bother to learn it!
aaaaaH!!
the study is still in its early stages, and right now whatever they developed has too many risks and side effects.
This is just wrong! WRONG i tell ya! it should be illegal!
Get rid of caries like we got rid of small pox!
well how about i pox your face for you u freak!
eshda3wa is PISSED!!!!
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I think i need anger management classes, before i burst out and cause permanent damage to one of my patients .
I attended a Psychology seminar (yes anything to get out of the clinic)
about how to deal with patients with "special needs"
but ill leave that for a different post, its really interesting.
Its amazing how most people have this fear of dentists
I've seen many visibly shake at the site of me
whaahahahaaaa
makes me feel powerful in an evil way
oh and
Happy Mothers Day!
*ppl who tagged me??
and then suddenly it hits me, i know this person.
Like yesterday I'm reading a certain someones blog and BAM
oh mi god it couldn't be, could it?
it could! its the dude! the dude is over at our house 24/7 when we were kids
we grew up together.
Wala its fun
bs then i don't know if i should tell the person hey i know who u r or not
it excites me, its like a kinder surprise, but i don't know if its gna excite the other person, annoy them, OR their just gna think I'm weird :)
hehehe
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on a different note
Today I attended a seminar at uni, they had this guest speaker dude
a dentistry genius
He is lecturing on the advances they made in the field blah blah blah
i got bored after 3 minits
wasn't really listening to him
i was thinking about lunch, cz my stomach was singing fairooz tunes to me
THEN something caught my attention, the guy was talking about a vaccine against tooth caries!!
what what WHAT!!
is he for real??
he continues to say if things go right blah blah blah, dental caries will cease to exist!
excuse me!!
someone shoot the dude!
what is he trying to do!
kill the field of dentistry
this is a catastrophe
I'm gna be unemployed before i get a chance to get employed!!
oo ana laish thab7a 3mre balah
Mr bringing an end to caries!
u little $#*^$!!!!
what motivation! so what i should just take out operative dentistry from my curriculum, not bother to learn it!
aaaaaH!!
the study is still in its early stages, and right now whatever they developed has too many risks and side effects.
This is just wrong! WRONG i tell ya! it should be illegal!
Get rid of caries like we got rid of small pox!
well how about i pox your face for you u freak!
eshda3wa is PISSED!!!!
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I think i need anger management classes, before i burst out and cause permanent damage to one of my patients .
I attended a Psychology seminar (yes anything to get out of the clinic)
about how to deal with patients with "special needs"
but ill leave that for a different post, its really interesting.
Its amazing how most people have this fear of dentists
I've seen many visibly shake at the site of me
whaahahahaaaa
makes me feel powerful in an evil way
oh and
Happy Mothers Day!
*ppl who tagged me??
March 20, 2007
Please Follow
**After spending my morning picking Tuna and onions out of a persons teeth, I decided to let you people in on a very VERY valuable secret. Please follow it and save me and yourself the agony.
STEP 1
Brush at 45 degree angle to your teeth. Use gentle circular massage motion. Don't scrub too hard or you will cause damage to your gums.
Don't rush your brush. A thorough brushing should take at least 2 minutes
STEP4
change your usual brushing pattern. If you brush your teeth the same way all the time, it means your missing the same spots all the time
HOW TO FLOSS
STEP1
STEP2
STEP3
** Gums may bleed when you first begin to floss. That is normal. Bleeding usually stops after a few days, if bleeding does not stop, please see your dentist.
TIPS
How To Brush
STEP 1
Brush at 45 degree angle to your teeth. Use gentle circular massage motion. Don't scrub too hard or you will cause damage to your gums.
STEP2
Clean every surface of every tooth. The chewing surface, the cheek side, and the tongue side.
Don't rush your brush. A thorough brushing should take at least 2 minutes
STEP4
change your usual brushing pattern. If you brush your teeth the same way all the time, it means your missing the same spots all the time
HOW TO FLOSS
STEP1
Take a good amount of dental floss (preferably very thin type)
wrap it around your index and middle fingers, leaving around 2 inches between your hands
STEP2
Slide the floss between your teeth and wrap it into a "c" shape around the base of your tooth, and gently under the gum line. Wipe the tooth from base to tip a couple of times.
STEP3Be sure to floss both sides of every tooth. Don't forget the backs of your last molars.
Go to a new section if the floss as it wears out.
** Gums may bleed when you first begin to floss. That is normal. Bleeding usually stops after a few days, if bleeding does not stop, please see your dentist.
TIPS
* Running your tooth brush on your tongue will help get rid of bacteria causing bad breath
* Use Alcohol free mouth wash
* Use a soft tooth brush
*Your toothbrush should be replaced every 3 months
*Massage your gums very gently starting from base of the mouth upwards
*Choose a size and shape of your toothbrush that will allow you to reach your back teeth
* Do not use alot of toothpaste, just a pea-size on the tip of your brush
March 18, 2007
No.Secret
March 15, 2007
The Arabic Way
Once upon a Time there was an Arabian rowing team
Arabian rowing team and Japan agreed to do an annual rowing race. Each team should contain 8 men.
Both teams worked really hard to get in the best shape. The day the race started both teams were in similar condition.
The Japanese won by 1 mile.
The mood in the Arabian team was really close to freeze point. The top management decided to win the race next year. So they established a team of analysts to observe the situation and recommend an appropriate solution.
After several detailed analysis, the team found out that the Japanese had 7 rowers and only 1 captain.
Of course the Arabian team had 7 captains but only one rower.
Facing such critical scenario the management showed an unexpected wisdom: they hired a consulting company to restructure the Arabian team.
After several months the consultants came up with the conclusion that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Arabian team. A solution was proposed based on the analysis: the structure of the Arabian team has to be changed!!
As of today, there will be 4 captains in the team led by 2 managers, one top-manager, and one rower. Besides that, they suggested to improve the rowers working environment, and to give him higher competencies.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles!
The Arabian team quickly displaced the rower based on his unsatisfactory performance.
The Bonus award was paid to the management for the strong motivation the team showed during the preparation phase.
The consulting company prepared a new analysis, which showed that the strategy was good, the motivation was o.k, But the used tools has to be improved.
*Currently the Arabian team is designing a new boat.
March 12, 2007
Q8You
after adding them to my blog roll my friend Casttro sent me this :
Ketab shukr rasme, with a stamp and signature!
How cute is that!
come on people, visit them, leave a comment, and show em some love!
March 11, 2007
Chick Flick
*looool i thought it was cute
March 8, 2007
Society vs YOU
My girlfriends and i were getting dressed to go out to dinner, Two of them had an interesting argument..
S: r u going out like that? (eyeing her tiny dress)
L: yes its cute isn't it
S: its gorgeous, but don't you think its too revealing?
L: ya it is, but i thought what the hell
S: i mean if we were going to a girls party then fine, but out in public
L: (getting offended) why do u care anyway, I'm wearing it not you!
S: I know and its pretty and all, but come on why attract all those unwanted dirty looks from people, and annoying calls from guys?
L: Dirty looks? are you saying i look dirty?
S: No that's not what I'm saying exactly, its just, come on we live in a society that has certain rules, don't you think we should respect them? Laish etyeebeen el7ache 7ag nafsech
L: God people make a big deal out of everything!
S: yes they do, so why give them a chance to gossip about you?
" ekel methel ma ya3jebik, welbes mithil ma ya3jeb elnass"
do you agree?
March 5, 2007
Advice For Men
If You Wanna Be Happy
lyrics by JIMMY SOUL
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
March 4, 2007
NUNU
Today 23 years ago on March 4 1984
my cousin NUNU was born
Yalah EVERYBODY!
Happy BirthdaaaaY tooo Youuuu
Happy BiiirrrTHdayyyy tooo yoUuu
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthdaaaay
Happy Birthday ToOoo yoUuu
*chak chak chak chak chak chak*
<--- Targe9!
my cousin NUNU was born
Yalah EVERYBODY!
Happy BirthdaaaaY tooo Youuuu
Happy BiiirrrTHdayyyy tooo yoUuu
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthdaaaay
Happy Birthday ToOoo yoUuu
*chak chak chak chak chak chak*
<--- Targe9!
March 2, 2007
Have U Ever Seen A Kastan Tree?
*Time to start the fa7am!
