eshda3wa

March 31, 2007

ORIGINAL KHALE9!

The Arabic version of Pimp My Ride

DaLe3 Sayartic







The Arabic version of ER
Awqat 7arejah

Starring yousra - can you imagine her running around in her heals trying to save lives?

I can't wait to see the Arabic version of Desperate Housewives!

Do Arabic TV people lack brains, imagination, and creativity? Why do they keep copying, and translating American and European TV shows?

Are we going to live to see the day when they finally come up with an idea of their own?

posted by eshda3wa at 3:31 PM 53 comments

March 30, 2007

anotha TAG

Ive been tagged by miss dollz n Ghasheema

The Rule: “Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!”

1- i talk to my shoes (need i say more? this is weird enough!)

2- i name everything i own

3- if i wear certain perfumes i cant have certain food

4- My gums hurt when anyone cracks their knuckles

5- I have a driving phobia, i refuse to drive

6- I like sitting in total darkness

7- when i get depressed i sleep, i can do it for days

8- If I'm mad I'm more likely to write you than actually talk to you

9- I don't like coming into contact with people i don't know (i hate kissing women at gatherings)but with the people i love i am very physical (hugs n kisses)

10- If I'm talking to a person i use their name in the conv. alot ex: no yaflan, ana mo ga9de ya flan, bs ya flan... blah blah... a lil too much :)

I Tag The tooth fairy, Bal8ees, phoenix, Missy, Gloomy, lilacs
posted by eshda3wa at 12:50 AM 34 comments

March 27, 2007

Patience with my patients

Patient # 1- The tuna and onions lady
U have already met her
Age: 19

Me: (examining her mouth)

When was the last time u brushed ur teeth?
Patient:
ummmm well…

** after a while u learn the signs of trouble, when u ask someone when they brushed their teeth and the answer isn’t this morning, u have a long day ahead

Me:
well?
Patient:
to tell u the truth Dr, I have never brushed
Me:
never?
Patient:
never, and I have been smoking since I was 12
Me:
nice
(starts picking tuna)

Patient #2: Deceiving smile

*I walk into the clink, pick a case file, peek at the dental history, one filling in 10 years!
Yeah baby! A clean one! Easy job

Me:
Hello ma'am, I'm just going to take down your medical history before I start work
Patient: alright

Me :
Do u suffer from any diseases, Diabetes, High blood pressure..
Patient:
I have HIV & AIDS
*Why me God why! *smile at patient
Me:Just a Minuit ma'am
(I don’t know if I should be dealing with this)
*I look for the supervisor
Me:
Dr, my patient has HIV and AIDS, I never worked with an AIDS patient and I'm nervous
Supervisor:
just change ur gloves get the surgical ones
Me:
that’s it?
Supervisor:
Dr eshda3wa please don’t keep your patient waiting
The woman was really nice, she kept telling me to be careful, be careful.
Khatamt elquraan wana I was working!

Patient # 3:
Masturbating maniac
Me:
(working on the patient)
Maniac:
DR ur beautiful
Me:
sir please don’t talk while I work or I mite hurt you
Maniac:
Dr u have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen
Me:
(I try not to puncture his tongue!)
*strange movement, I look up and the maniac has his fly open masturbating!!!
( scream, run away, and call security)

Patient # 4: B
iting Beast

I don’t work with kids yet, but to avoid work in my own clinic I always go play with the kids, my friend calls me
Friend:
eshda3wa ur good with kids, come help me, hes crying and wont let me work
Me:
sure!
*I go to the kid, calm him down, blow up a glove into a balloon, soon were playing thumbs war
Me:
will u let the nice Dr look into ur mouth?
Beast:
no I want you
Me:
OK ill do it
* I put one finger into his mouth and
CLAMP!
The beast bites my finger!
Me:
aAaAaaAaaaH let go let GOO!!


Patient # 5 : a$$

a$$: Dr. your working on the wrong tooth
Me: excuse me?
a$$: that's not the one that hurts me, its the one after it
Me: the one I'm working on has caries
a$$: But the one behind it bleeds when i brush
Me: but the one I'm working on is the one that needs fixing
*shows him the x-ray
Patient: you obviously don't know what your doing, this tooth doesn't hurt me!
Me: there is nothing wrong with the tooth after it
Patient: I demand a second opinion
(second opinion? is he serious? its a damn superficial caries, its a joke, not a damn surgery!)




And I have a lot more where that came from!
The guy who thought I was too short
The guy who tried to sell me weed
The woman who started breast feeding
The guy who spat at me

The guy who fell in love with me
But ill leave those for another post

posted by eshda3wa at 2:36 AM 60 comments

March 25, 2007

Top 10 cars

10 of the most expensive cars in the world

Bugatti Veyron $1,700,000


Ferrari Enzo $1,000,000



Pagani Zonda C12 F $741,000


Koenigsegg CCX $600,910


Porsche Carrera GT $484,000


Mercedes SLR McLaren $455,500


Maybach 62 $385,250


Rolls-Royce Phantom $320,000

Lamborghini Murcielago $279,900


Aston Martin Vanquish $255,000
If you could afford a car, which car would you buy??
posted by eshda3wa at 4:26 AM 50 comments

March 24, 2007

Good Read


I just finished reading this 92 page book, short and funny as hell!
I totally enjoyed it, its smart witty, and written with incredible humor
It's by the same author that wrote The Vagina Monologues, and this is even better.
Here are some exerpts from the preface:




In the midst of a war in Iraq, in a time of escalating global terrorism, when civil liberties are disappearing as fast as the ozone layer, when one out of three women in the world will be beaten or raped in her lifetime, why write a play about my stomach?



Maybe because my stomach is one thing I feel I have control over, or maybe because I have hoped that my stomach is something I could get control over. Maybe because I see how my stomach has come to occupy my attention, I see how other women’s stomachs or butts or thighs or hair or skin have come to occupy their attention, so that we have very little left for the war in Iraq—or much else, for that matter.


I have bought into the idea that if my stomach were flat, then I would be good, and I would be safe. I would be protected. I would be accepted, admired, important, loved.
posted by eshda3wa at 7:52 PM 31 comments

March 21, 2007

Know whats weird

u know whats weird, i start reading blogs having no idea who the person is
and then suddenly it hits me, i know this person.
Like yesterday I'm reading a certain someones blog and BAM
oh mi god it couldn't be, could it?
it could! its the dude! the dude is over at our house 24/7 when we were kids
we grew up together.

Wala its fun
bs then i don't know if i should tell the person hey i know who u r or not

it excites me, its like a kinder surprise, but i don't know if its gna excite the other person, annoy them, OR their just gna think I'm weird :)

hehehe


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

on a different note

Today I attended a seminar at uni, they had this guest speaker dude
a dentistry genius
He is lecturing on the advances they made in the field blah blah blah
i got bored after 3 minits
wasn't really listening to him
i was thinking about lunch, cz my stomach was singing fairooz tunes to me

THEN something caught my attention, the guy was talking about a vaccine against tooth caries!!
what what WHAT!!
is he for real??

he continues to say if things go right blah blah blah, dental caries will cease to exist!

excuse me!!
someone shoot the dude!
what is he trying to do!
kill the field of dentistry
this is a catastrophe
I'm gna be unemployed before i get a chance to get employed!!

oo ana laish thab7a 3mre balah
Mr bringing an end to caries!
u little $#*^$!!!!

what motivation! so what i should just take out operative dentistry from my curriculum, not bother to learn it!

aaaaaH!!

the study is still in its early stages, and right now whatever they developed has too many risks and side effects.

This is just wrong! WRONG i tell ya! it should be illegal!
Get rid of caries like we got rid of small pox!
well how about i pox your face for you u freak!

eshda3wa is PISSED!!!!

**************************************************************************

I think i need anger management classes, before i burst out and cause permanent damage to one of my patients .

I attended a Psychology seminar (yes anything to get out of the clinic)
about how to deal with patients with "special needs"
but ill leave that for a different post, its really interesting.
Its amazing how most people have this fear of dentists
I've seen many visibly shake at the site of me
whaahahahaaaa
makes me feel powerful in an evil way

oh and
Happy Mothers Day!


*ppl who tagged me??







posted by eshda3wa at 7:18 PM 42 comments

March 20, 2007

Please Follow

**After spending my morning picking Tuna and onions out of a persons teeth, I decided to let you people in on a very VERY valuable secret. Please follow it and save me and yourself the agony.



How To Brush


STEP 1
Brush at 45 degree angle to your teeth. Use gentle circular massage motion. Don't scrub too hard or you will cause damage to your gums.



STEP2
Clean every surface of every tooth. The chewing surface, the cheek side, and the tongue side.



STEP3
Don't rush your brush. A thorough brushing should take at least 2 minutes





STEP4
change your usual brushing pattern. If you brush your teeth the same way all the time, it means your missing the same spots all the time



HOW TO FLOSS


STEP1
Take a good amount of dental floss (preferably very thin type)


wrap it around your index and middle fingers, leaving around 2 inches between your hands





STEP2
Slide the floss between your teeth and wrap it into a "c" shape around the base of your tooth, and gently under the gum line. Wipe the tooth from base to tip a couple of times.


STEP3
Be sure to floss both sides of every tooth. Don't forget the backs of your last molars.
Go to a new section if the floss as it wears out.

**
Gums may bleed when you first begin to floss. That is normal. Bleeding usually stops after a few days, if bleeding does not stop, please see your dentist.

TIPS
* Running your tooth brush on your tongue will help get rid of bacteria causing bad breath
* Use Alcohol free mouth wash
* Use a soft tooth brush
*Your toothbrush should be replaced every 3 months
*Massage your gums very gently starting from base of the mouth upwards
*Choose a size and shape of your toothbrush that will allow you to reach your back teeth
* Do not use alot of toothpaste, just a pea-size on the tip of your brush
posted by eshda3wa at 1:14 AM 45 comments

March 18, 2007

No.Secret


posted by eshda3wa at 1:06 AM 33 comments

March 15, 2007

The Arabic Way


Once upon a Time there was an Arabian rowing team



Arabian rowing team and Japan agreed to do an annual rowing race. Each team should contain 8 men.




Both teams worked really hard to get in the best shape. The day the race started both teams were in similar condition.
The Japanese won by 1 mile.



The mood in the Arabian team was really close to freeze point. The top management decided to win the race next year. So they established a team of analysts to observe the situation and recommend an appropriate solution.




After several detailed analysis, the team found out that the Japanese had 7 rowers and only 1 captain.
Of course the Arabian team had 7 captains but only one rower.





Facing such critical scenario the management showed an unexpected wisdom: they hired a consulting company to restructure the Arabian team.





After several months the consultants came up with the conclusion that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Arabian team. A solution was proposed based on the analysis: the structure of the Arabian team has to be changed!!


As of today, there will be 4 captains in the team led by 2 managers, one top-manager, and one rower. Besides that, they suggested to improve the rowers working environment, and to give him higher competencies.




The next year the Japanese won by two miles!





The Arabian team quickly displaced the rower based on his unsatisfactory performance.




The Bonus award was paid to the management for the strong motivation the team showed during the preparation phase.
The consulting company prepared a new analysis, which showed that the strategy was good, the motivation was o.k, But the used tools has to be improved.
*Currently the Arabian team is designing a new boat.
posted by eshda3wa at 12:53 AM 47 comments

March 12, 2007

Q8You



after adding them to my blog roll my friend Casttro sent me this :





Ketab shukr rasme, with a stamp and signature!


How cute is that!


come on people, visit them, leave a comment, and show em some love!


www.Q8You.com

posted by eshda3wa at 5:40 PM 21 comments

March 11, 2007

Chick Flick


*looool i thought it was cute
posted by eshda3wa at 4:15 PM 41 comments

March 8, 2007

Society vs YOU



My girlfriends and i were getting dressed to go out to dinner, Two of them had an interesting argument..


S: r u going out like that? (eyeing her tiny dress)


L: yes its cute isn't it


S: its gorgeous, but don't you think its too revealing?


L: ya it is, but i thought what the hell


S: i mean if we were going to a girls party then fine, but out in public


L: (getting offended) why do u care anyway, I'm wearing it not you!


S: I know and its pretty and all, but come on why attract all those unwanted dirty looks from people, and annoying calls from guys?


L: Dirty looks? are you saying i look dirty?


S: No that's not what I'm saying exactly, its just, come on we live in a society that has certain rules, don't you think we should respect them? Laish etyeebeen el7ache 7ag nafsech


L: God people make a big deal out of everything!


S: yes they do, so why give them a chance to gossip about you?


" ekel methel ma ya3jebik, welbes mithil ma ya3jeb elnass"


do you agree?
posted by eshda3wa at 1:05 PM 59 comments

March 5, 2007

Advice For Men




If You Wanna Be Happy

lyrics by JIMMY SOUL


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart


But if you make an ugly woman your wife

you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks meals on time

And she'll always give you peace of mind


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


Spoken:

Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you


posted by eshda3wa at 1:53 AM 47 comments

March 4, 2007

NUNU

Today 23 years ago on March 4 1984
my cousin NUNU was born








Yalah EVERYBODY!
Happy BirthdaaaaY tooo Youuuu
Happy BiiirrrTHdayyyy tooo yoUuu
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthdaaaay
Happy Birthday ToOoo yoUuu

*chak chak chak chak chak chak*

<--- Targe9!
posted by eshda3wa at 12:01 AM 22 comments

March 2, 2007

Have U Ever Seen A Kastan Tree?












*Time to start the fa7am!
posted by eshda3wa at 2:37 PM 35 comments